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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #225 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 05:47am »

*Daedelus enters from backstage just after Otacon has left, and Cole Ryan continues the interview*

CR: "Hey D, I was just talking to the Con-man....he seemed to think you guys under-performed during that match up, whats your take on it?"

D: "Well, If you've talked to Otacon, you allready got the whole story......we did underperform, we can do better than that."

CR: "That said, despite your strong opponents, you still managed to overcome them..any favorite moments from the match?"

D: "Well..My spear on LG was pretty cool, but when Otacon pulled that Vertebreaker off, I knew we were going to win."

CR: "Any thoughts on the near-fall pin on you?"

D: "Look, these things happen, I got lucky that Emisssary and Lord whatshisface were too stupid to tag each other."

CR: "And Cane Deathscream coming down?"

D: "Deathscream is an alright guy....lucky for us he noticed"

CR: "And whats next?"

D: "Another title defence, and you may just see us at the next event..see you around Cole, but I gotta jet."


*Daedelus hops into his new ride, and Blue & black BMW, with the Outcasts insignia blazend onto the hood, and drives off, waving to the camera as he passes.*




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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #226 on: Sep 5th, 2004, 3:11pm »

IC as A.J. Styles: "I think this is the best investment I've
ever made."
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #227 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 06:13am »

Unknown by AJ, D-Extreme was standing behind him all that time. AJ slowly turns as D-Extreme is seen with a grin on his face.

D-Ex: I'm glad you think of it that way AJ. Now show them, show them how good that investment is. I know you know what I mean.

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #228 on: Sep 9th, 2004, 7:32pm »

IC as Cs: "Now what is that fool Styles talking about?"

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« Reply #229 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 02:20am »

>The screen goes dark... dramatic music plays<

Scary Announcer Voice: The time for redemption.. is near

>A red "REDEMPTION" flashes across the screen<

Scary Announcer Voice: Pain... is harkening

>a red "HARKENING"<

Scary Announcer Voice: Your fate... is ill

>this time it flashes "OH SO ILL"<

Scary Announcer Voice: Doom has come aknocking

>the red text shows, "AKNOCKING AND A TRAL LA LA LOCKING"<

Scary Announcer Voice: And it wants to claim... YOU!

>"I WANT TO CLAIM YOUR MOM!" shows the text<

Scary Announcer Voice: And the man that shall be thine reaper... thine soul bearer?

>"SO WAIT, I CAN TYPE ANYTHING AND IT SHOWS UP HERE?" is in text next<

Scary Announcer Voice: The man that shall fill thou cup with paranoia and drench your breast with trepidation?

>"WHO THE HELL SAYS TREPIDATION?" flashes the red text<

Scary Announcer Voice: He hath been waiting.. and waiting

>and the text shows, "PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF WILD PEPERS, AND THEN HE ATE THEM!"<

Scary Announcer Voice: And he is.... THIS MAN!

>The screen suddenly lights up and the dramatic music cuts, and shows Ignavus. Unfortunately, he is face down on a rather ratty looking futon. After a moment of complete silence, Igz releases a rather rattling snore. After mumbling something about martians eloping to san quentin, Igz rolls over and lazilly accosts the camera<

Igz: Well howdy! Didja all miss me? I think you did! I mean, how could you not? I'm real sorry I've been away so long, ya see... I was off running my own fed, taking a shot at being the bossman. Then I remembered; hey, I'm a lazy lazy little man. I dont like to do things, and I sure as hell dont like having to do things on a regular basis. So now that's all over, and Im ready to compete in the X-WCW again, if ya'all will have me back, that is.

So I won against Devil Screamer, the man who so ignorantly assumed he was better than me. Didn't I promise, when I actually decide to put my mind to something, I will do it? I suggest you all take it as an abject lesson for the future.

I guess I'm number 2 contender now... I honestly have no idea what that means. And Im way too lazy to look it up. Would a title be nice? Yeah, sure. But the thought of having to defend it all the time? I shudder! Sooooo much effort! Maybe when someone proves to me that little title is worth my time.. then I'll invest my effort. My precious, precious effort.

I am the All Seeing I, and I See each of you. I know you for what you are, I know you for what you can do. And honestly? I'm not that scared. Some of you can beat me, yes. Some of you I even respect yes, and more importantly a very select few I actually like. But that doesn't change one simple fact: I See You. I know you for what you are, what you think you are, and what you wish you were. I See You, and I'm not afraid.

>After this rousing speech to set the blood a-racing, Igz proceeds to pick up an old slice of pizza off the ground, flick what is either an old M and M or a badly mangled lego off it, and take a large bite.<
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #230 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 09:57am »

I would personally recommend against having him back, if anyone cares to listen to my opinion. Ignavus does not value hard work, something I've found is key to succeeding in the wrestling ring and, ultimately, in life.

And my hard work has paid off.

Now, you might be asking yourselves: how, X? You didn't win the elimination match. How did your hard work pay off?

Think about it, baby. Who was the man that pinned Wreck-Tron? Wrecka, the man everybody knew was going to come out with those titles. The man everybody expected to walk all over the other competitors. And let me tell you, he did. He smashed up people left and right. That is... until he came to the X.

You just couldn't get it done when it came to me, could you, Wreka? Did the midget surprise you? Were you merely writing me off, thinking that I wasn't a threat? That cost you, didn't it? Well, let me tell all of you in the back... don't make Wreka's mistake. Divebomb, Wolfang, Cyberstrike, D-Ex, and yes, even Eamon X... the X is a threat. He'll 'Mark the Spot of your pinfall, he'll make you walk the Last Mile. Hell, he'll even give you a Lobotomy if you wish. The X proved his mettle last night.

So Eamon, don't think I don't have you on my list. We've still got a slight score to settle. Divebomb, I'm sure we probably won't ever be friends. And Wreka... anytime, buddy. Anytime.

To everyone else in the back, come fight the X if you like. Try to get high, I don't care. All you'll find is another reason why you can't deny... the power... of X.

Remember that.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #231 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 11:30am »

That's the first mistake anyone ever makes, X.

In some ways your right, I don't value hard work; but that's on a conditional basis. I wont value it if there isnt a point. I won't value it if I cant see a point. I sure as hell wont value it if I dont value it.

If there is a point though, watch out. I'll bring it all to a point, I'll point you right through your ass.

Ponder that one.. hunh, hunh?
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« Reply #232 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 2:53pm »

*Big and Rich's "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" hits and AutobotJazz joins Ignavus in the ring.*

AJ: So, you tried you're own thing huh? That's cool. Welcome back to the X-WCW. You know. After being the boss, maybe you've got a little ring rust. How about a friendly little match at Warzone to help reacclimate you to the toughness of the X-WCW? Just you and me. One on one.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #233 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 3:33pm »

Typically, my policy is to not bother wasting my time... I mean why get caught up in a fight that doesn't mean anything to me when I can... you know... sleep.

But Im willing to earn my way back in, here. I'll step up, bite the bullet, put the balls on the line, >insert trendy but ambigous euphemism here<

So if the bookers will have it, I'll take you on. I have a feeling it'll be a great match.

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« Reply #234 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 3:37pm »

Good to hear. Me, I can't sit back and do nothing. I've been desperately looking for a match at Warzone. I get real bored sitting aroud.
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« Reply #235 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 3:58pm »

Maybe after I'm done teaching you the way a real winner fights, I'll teach you the philosophy of the slacker.

I promise: you'll never consider sitting around a bad thing again.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #236 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 5:49pm »

IC as Cs: "Final Frontier here's what I MIGHT do if the the winning team in the Fatal Four tag match decides not to go after the International Tag-Team titles, if Ignavus loses the TLC match for the Xtreme title,
and if Xille loses the King of the Mountain match.
It will be The Final Frontier will face Xille and Ignavus for the International Tag-Team titles in the first-ever
X-WCW Tag-Team Street Fight!

Now if Xille wins, Ignavus wins or the winning team choses to challenge the Final Frontier this WILL NOT happen.
Reguardless of what happens though all four of you will be in the Royal Bash!"
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« Reply #237 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 01:13am »

That's a hella offer there, bossman. Im interested anyway.

So you want me in a TLC match? Well, hell: that'll be fun! There's nothing quite like jumping from a ladder.. landing on your opponent who's precariously collapsed on a table and feeling them crash through, only to land on the chair below. That's good fun.

Good, Good Fun.

I decided going for this little title is worth it, for the same reason fighting AJ was: to show that I'm back, and Im one to be reckoned with.

So, Rage... I have no idea who you are. But I'm excited to face off against you. Once again, the true slacker shall show his stripes, and prove why the philosophy of the slacker is unbeatable.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash Talking thread
« Reply #238 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 11:12am »

Thhe true sslacker?

Thhen who are thhe cheap imitatorss?

Ssstill...it iss nicce to ssee you back, oh lethhargic one. We await your match(ess) withh growing joy...becausse thhey're schheduled at thhe ssame time on TV ass Die Hard iss on Sssky Boxx Offficce. I lovve thhat movvie!
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« Reply #239 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 5:55pm »

I guess I'll have to win that King of the Mountain match. There's no way I'm teaming with that slacker in a tag match, let alone a title one.

But if it does happen, Igz... you'd better pick up the pace. I know you've got a win under your belt, but you're still a far cry from me, the man who pinned Wrecka. If we go into that match as teammates, we're walking out of there with those titles, no questions asked. I don't care if it has to be a handicap match.
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