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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #135 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 7:10pm »

:sean chases after karl. half way up the ramp he stops:

"KARL, it has become apparent to me that you and me still have som issues. so i propose to add an additinol stipulation to our tag match at doubel shot. if i win i get to beet you senseless at blood bath 3 in my domain, a hardcore match. if you win well, hell i don't care, you go celebrate with your moms dildo for all i care. what do you say, are you gana wuss out or will you finaly grow a pair of balls and accept"
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #136 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 7:42pm »

ooc: uh, KB and I (damn English Class) have a tag title match at BloodBath 3.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #137 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 7:12pm »

on Mar 9th, 2006, 7:42pm, TheGreatOne wrote:
ooc: uh, KB and I (damn English Class) have a tag title match at BloodBath 3.


OOC: huh, well ill be damed you do. ok ignore the post above the post above me....
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #138 on: Mar 11th, 2006, 03:54am »

*KB is watching Seans promo in a backstage arena and just smirks.*

"D*mn dog, I knew dis man was a f*ggot. Real Rap, first he told me to stick my finger somewhere, den he told me to finally grow some balls...was he lookin at lil Karl or some sh**?"

*he looks at his crotch then looks back at the television.*

"shoot, I ain't wrestling dis dude no more!"
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #139 on: Mar 23rd, 2006, 05:06am »

*As the fans wait for an X-WCW superstar to speak on the outcome of Doubleshot 13, "I'ma Hustla" by Cassidy hits the speakers. The crowd goes completely insane as they await "Da Kid's" arrival. About 20 seconds later, while still in his wrestling gear, "Da Kid" storms out of the curtains with a serious/angry facial expression. His eyes are twitching and his forwn isn't turned upside down as he makes his way down the aisle (no ramp till the next Nitro). Without tagging any of the fans hands, KB makes his way to the BB3 ring and hops over the top rope.*

*He looks at all the fans, but for some reason does not do that smirk of appreciation when he recieves love from the crowd. Although they see he is angrier than ever, they keep supporting him as the X-WCW'S resident rapper looks on. KB heads over to a stage hand and demands a microphone, one is thrown to him and he looks at it. Karl notices the fans stop cheering so they can listen and he speaks...well screams (for this sentence anyway.)*

"Cut da music off right now...I SAID NOW!!"

*"I'ma Hustla" dies down as he looks around. All of a sudden, "Da Kid's head turns straight towards the aisle and eyes quickly switch to the curtains. A cold stare comes across his face as Karl Baller speaks once again.*

"Everyone just saw what happend to me and TGO. I had Sean Byrne...byrnt!! As soon as Sutton broke da pin up, TGO jumped in to restrain dat punk and da number one thing on my mind was dat sweet "single". Den all of a sudden, dem b**** a** punks known as Starstorm interfered!! Look, just because you 2 are da absolute 'WORST' tag team in wrestling history, don't come out of no where trying to make everyone else look bad. Listen up, you 2 have just entered a level 5 Hurricane, and when TGO and myself finish with you 2 at Blood Bath 3, I 'GUARANTEE' you both will be up in da stars with public enemy, Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart, and every other deceased dude out there!!"

*As you can see, KB is very angry. He is actually talking about killing people now! This is wrestling, not some damn gladiators arena. The crowd pop to that one though, they also share that same hate for StarStorm. KB licks his lips and speaks again.*

"I actually felt bad for da jobbing team of da millenium a.k.a. starstorm. After me and TGO saw how Final Frontier trashed em like 9 times, I wasn't going to beat em down dat much and take it easy on em. Now, you 2 have just stabbed ya selves in da neck and even made it worse for everyone else. The Thrillaz are going to completly destroy all 6 of our opponents , yes dat includes da champions also."

*KB paces around the ring a bit before speaking again.*

"Real rap yall, ain't no more games being played come Blood Bath III, especially for you Starstorm. All you two b****** had to do was head home and kiss C.Back's a** a couple more times den usual and he could use all his money to buy you guys movie roles in a Starwars flick. Or all you had to do was give up dem dirty a** mini trashcans you call wrasslin boots and become a janitor, or librarians, but naw you had to do what you did! Belive me when I tell you dis, you can get TRD, Josh Leyh, D-Extreme, Chris Back, Tony Bonito, Otacon...anybody, ain't nothing going to save you from gettin a blood bath!!"

*The fans cheer and chant "Kay-Bee" and "Thri-llaz" over and over. KB, who is still looking towards the curtains, speaks some more.*

"Dis goes for Powerbomb, and Final Frontier also! All of yall are going to get yours. TGO and I are hungry for dem championships, so you 4 get ready to get da absolute worst a** whoopins you couldn't even have a nightmare of recieving. Da title of dis PPV says it all, a BloodBath will be coming for 3 of X-WCW'S tag teams, and da Thrillaz ain't gonna be one of em!!"

*The fans pop for that one also. "Da Kid" Karl Baller licks his lips again and clears his throat, he then heads towards the ropes and points straight to the curtain...literally. (He doesn't have to use any gemotry and point in a curved line cuz there is no ramp, just a straight aisle). KB speaks one last time.*

"So you 6 pu***** can go home, kiss your fathers, husbands, and dogs on da lips. Take one last look at your dollar store mirrors at dem ugly a** faces, and remember what you look like. Cuz after BB3, shoot dey gon be alot worse den how dey already are. Anybody got something to say to me, den bring your deformed bodies out here right now and say it to my face!!"

*KB drops the microphone on the ground and does the "Come on!" gesture (SVR 2006, ya know the Come on! jawn..). He waits for them to come as the fans chant "Kay-Bee, Kay-Bee" over and over.*
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #140 on: Mar 23rd, 2006, 5:18pm »

:Ironman hits the pa and sean walks out with an ear to ear grin to the loud YOU SUCK chants:

"baller, baller, you seam upset. is that any way to take defeat. you seam to be acting like a sore loser. its no problum really, i mean sh*t happens. sometims sh*t hops the gaurdrail and lays you out. the point is I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS hahahahahah"

:the you suck chants grow louder:

"while you fans describe what karls mom does in her spare time, id like to thank starstorm. come on out my new best friend"
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #141 on: Mar 23rd, 2006, 7:32pm »

*He just looks at Sean and shakes his head in utter disgust.*

"Man, you ain't kick nobody a**. Da only thing dat happend was I beating you down, hit you wit CFH and had you for da 3 count, and Starstorm interfered. Matter fact, your so stupid dat you actually 'AGREED' dat starstorm is da only reason your punk a** won. Seriously, who could loose to you in any type of match. I bet 300 dollars dat you will get eliminated from da 10 man chaos in da ring jawn in 3 seconds flat. Shut your punk a** up and stop breathing my air homie, and da fans are referring to dat ugly slut of yours you call a g/f, she *lets the fans say "suck"* me last night..."

*He looks towards the back.*

"Anyway, everyone you can ignore dis blank space *points at SB*. Nobody knows who he is and no one ever will, SS bring your b**** a**** out here so I can make sure you 2 see stars!"

*He continues to wait.*
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #142 on: Mar 23rd, 2006, 8:42pm »

Bullets hits the PA system, and the fans cheer as they see The Great One walk on stage. The fans cheer wildly for him as he points at Byrne, Hogan style. He slides in, and posses on the corners. TGO then hops down and walks up to KB and high fives him. TGO walks around until a ring guy gets him a mic.

"Whoa whoa whoa now. Look, look Karl, its Sean Byrne."

The fans laugh at TGO's joke. TGO then gets back on the mic.

"It is the "Almight" Sean Byrne. He is like "Almighty". I am just Great.

The fans boo, until TGO speaks again.

"But Byrne, Almight<Great. Enough said. (sorry, can't type that, too many greats)"

The fans cheer and chant Great One and Kay-Bee.

"Now, you go back to your locker room and play with your little WWE action figures and let the real wrestlers talk, okay child"

The fans laugh as TGO clears his throat. He speaks again.

"Now then, where was I? (KB tells TGO) Oh yeah, StarShit. Well, I know one things for sure, they better grab them belts if they get near the top of the ladder, or they are 2.5 seconds from that table."

TGO looks outside, and points at the annouce booth. The fans chant his name as he speaks again.

"So, boys, you better be what you call yourselves, a starstorm, or me and KB will make you STARSHIT"

The fans chant loudly.

JR: Whoa, TGO and KB are serious here King.
RK: That's right JR. But Starstorm will beat'em.
JR: Shut up, you biased basterd.

TGO speaks.

"Now, that we are all on the same page, we come to the Final Frointer. X-WCW Ultimate Tag and UCW World Tag Team Champions. Well, hell. They are a great team. So are me and KB. So if you don't have a dime to spend on another X-WCW ppv, buy this one. Not for the battle royals, not for the Hardcore Iron man match, not for the no rope barbed wire triple cage x match, okay, well maybe for that one..."

The fans laugh and chant holy shit.

"I know, when we're putting our names on the belts, we're watching that one. But order the PPV so you can see all that, and the most extreme TLCC match ever to happen in a ring labled X-WCW."

The fans cheer as TGO pulls down his mic.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #143 on: Mar 29th, 2006, 7:36pm »

We open up and see Ignavus standing next to two asian men in suits.

They hold up a box of soap with something that looks like Homer Simpson's face on it. Then they speak Japanese.

They speak Japanese some more.

They speak Japanese some more.

I'd translate for you, but, um, hell if I know what they're saying.

They speak Japanese some more.

Ignavus stands there.




They speak Japanese some more.

Ignavus makes a thumbs up gesture, and smiles.

They speak Japanese some more.

Someone yells in Japanese, and the men walk away.

Ignavus turns towards the camera.

Igz: Hiya loyal Slackomites! Have no fear, your slackerific best buddy is back on X-WCW airwaves!

Someone shouts in Japanese in the background.

Igz: I'm off in Japan for buisness reasons, and I'm shooting some commercials on the side. Apparently, I'm huge in Japan. I think they like making fun of lazy Americans! Go figure!

He shrugs.

Igz: I've even got a New Japan Title Match against Brock Lesnar tommorow! Yeah, um, that's gonna hurt like hell.

He winces.

Igz: I'm not really sure why I agreed to that.

Some Japanese guy walks up to Igz, and shouts at him. Igz shrugs.

Igz: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese.

The Japanese guy kicks him in the shins and walks off.

Igz: Lovely country, really.

Igz jumps around on one foot a bit, before looking back at the camera.

Igz: Listen, New Japan aside, I can tell you one match I'm glad I'm in. The Bloodbath match against Divebomb. Oh, sure, there's "other people" in it. Flash Stryker and some guys I've never heard of. But to me, all that matters is Divebomb. Don't go expecting me to "waste effort" on the rest of them, though. All that matters in this match is Divebomb. It's time for people to learn that Ignavus is a force to be reckoned with. Momentum works both ways, kids, it will stop you from moving, but once you've started moving it will keep you going. Divebomb, momentum is my friend. I was fine sitting around and doing nothing. But then you started something. And now momentum's gonna carry me to finish it. So are there other people in that Blood Bath? Not to me. To me, there's only me, Divebomb, and my momentum.

Igz smiles.

Igz: Oh, and Divebomb? You may think you know all my tricks, but I've been working on a new finisher out here in Japan. I think you'll like it. Actually, no, you'll hate it, because it's going to make you look up at the lights: 1-2-3.

He laughs.

Igz: So until Bloodbath, kiddies, just remember: Slack Power!

Igz holds up his fist, again insulting all of our minority viewers.

The Japanese man comes back, and kicks him in the crotch this time.

Igz winces and crumples off the screen as we cut back to our regularly scheduled X-WCW programming.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #144 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 04:01am »

OOC: lol that was a good one man. I like that little simpsons reference(mr. sparkles)
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #145 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:35am »

OOC: Damn I remeber that.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #146 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 9:23pm »

OOC: Time to remove the offending posts, methinks. In future, the almighty one, PM the person in advance and get the OK from them if you're planning an IC attack. wink
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #147 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 9:32pm »

*"Comin' To Your City" plays over the PA and Final Frontier makes their way to the ring. The tag belts are proudly around their waists. The enter the ring and pose for the fans.*

AJ: "Bloodbath is upon us and so is the TLCC match. See this match will feature three of the best teams in the X-WCW: Us, The Thrillaz, and Powerbomb. This will be the best tag team match ever in X-WCW history. We've held these belts for over nine months and we intend to keep them. This match will not be a walk in the park for our opponents."

Randon Crowd Guy: "What about StarStorm?"

AJ: "What about those a-holes?

*crowd laughs at this*

AJ: "Oh that's right. Dang it there in this match too. See we're not even worried about them. They had to get their life partners to get them in this match. Their no big deal to us."

SFM: "X-WCW citizens, we will show you what the tag team division is capable of, and you will never forget what happens at Bloodbath."
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #148 on: Apr 1st, 2006, 01:51am »

OOC - Yeah, Mr. Sparkles! I bow to the altar of D-Ex's almighty Simpson's knowledge.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #149 on: Apr 1st, 2006, 09:28am »

OOC: eh..cant wait forever

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"X Gonna give it to ya" hits the speakers and D-Extreme comes out to the ringside area wearing his new "Xtreme 2 D Bone" t-shirt while the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. The former X-WCW Heavyweight Champ has a singapore cane on his right hand and he raises it high in the air as pyros explode around the X-WCW stage. He makes his way down the ramp with a very serious look on his face and eventually enters the ring. He gets the house mic and waits for his music to cut down.

D-Ex: "Bloodbath, thats the PPV that gives me a LOT of memories here in the X-WCW. Last Bloodbath, me and Cyberstrike fought to a bloody draw and we NEARLY lost our lives after being chokeslammed by Wrecka through the scaffold and onto that barbwired net. The first bloodbath, I was taken off the ringside area by the EMTs. Now I know that means to you all, for the past two bloodbath PPVs..its been D-Extreme who has been pulled out of the ringside by the EMTs. In other words, I'm thought of as a piece of p****s***."

The fans laugh a bit at the expense of D-Extreme. However D-Extreme makes a coughing gesture before he continues.

D-Ex: "But the truth is, its the other way around. You know what that means Otacon and Grandmaster E, if you wanna win over me..you BETTER beat me up so bad that I cant walk my way to the backstage by myself. You see, the only way D-Extreme loses is either I black out through excessive blood-loss in this very ring or get my bones broken so much."

D-Ex paces around the ring and continues.

D-Ex: "To beat me..you got to KILL me. Otacon, you cant win by just making me bleed..you have to cut my wrists, make me bleed and die here before you win. Grandmaster E, you cant just pin me here...you got to paralyze me first so you can just hold me down here for a three count. You see this is the year 2006...and my resolution is to come back to my roots. This is the X-WCW, this is the place that molded me into the most suicidal, the most sadisitic and the most XTREME wrestler here in the X-WCW. On the match, inside those three steel cages with the barbwires and the X-WCW UW title on the top cage, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to win that match. In other words, I'd be dishing out as much physical pain and agony on you two as possible."

D-Extreme takes a couple of deep breaths before he glares at the nearby camera.

D-Ex: "On Bloodbath, the REAL D-Extreme will show up its ugly head. The Champ...and Con Man, you two better know what you will be up against. Let me give you the facts here. You two SHOULDNT be scared of the triple cage stacked onto the ring. You SHOULDNT be afraid of the barbwires attached as ring ropes. Hell...those things are just things that will hurt you when you get near it. What you two BETTER be scared of..what you two BETTER be afraid of..is ME. I can move around that ring and I WILL be the one approaching the two of you and I will be beating the living hell out of you both!"

D-Extreme huffs and puffs before he growls at the camera. He makes a short pause before he makes his continuation.

D-Ex: "Cause on Bloodbath, I will be the new champion. And you two guys..cant do anything about it."

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