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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #195 on: May 2nd, 2006, 10:16pm »

Wait for it, my friends.

Wait for it.

Oooh, oh oh oh oh oh

There it is.

I ain't happy, I'm feelin glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
My future, is comin on
is comin on, is comin on


Ignavus hits the ramp, but not just in any regular fashion. In style! In slacker style!

He's in a kid's wagon, and he's pushing himself along with an oar. Once he gets to the ramp, he rolls down to the ring.

Sadly, however, he forgot the whole "stopping" part, and, well, he collides with the ring.

After about a minute, he pulls himself into the ring and rubs his head.

"Mental note to self - breaks are important for breaking!"

He grabs the ropes and pulls himself to his feet.

"So what if I didn't want to walk down that ramp. IT'S A REALLY LONG RAMP!"

He grunts, but then smiles.

"So... who here watched Bloodbath?"

He pauses, giving the fans time to react.

"Then you all saw me WIN at Bloodbath?"

Another pause for the fans.

"That's right, in the end it was Divebomb and I, mano e' hobo. He was my toughest competition yet. I'd already been through a huge match, including eliminated the beasts Reaper AND Triple C all on my own, I might add..."

He grins about his own self-exageration.

"And then I had to go up against a former Universal World Champion! I had to give it my all, and it still wasn't enough. The Dismotivator couldn't put Divebomb down. The Slacker Tower couldn't put Divebomb down. The 4 AM Flyer couldn't put Divebomb down. The man was unstoppable, and he's a true beast in a wrestling ring."

Igz smiles, and scratches his chin.

"But there was one move left. One move I'd never tried before. One move I've been practicing for months. The PROCRASTUNNER!"

He giggles.

"Get it? It sounds like procrastinator! GET IT?"

He giggles again at the weak ass joke.

"From a backwards-facing suplex position, I dropped Divebomb down into a stunner, and that was it. At that moment, history was written. Do you know why?"

He pauses for a second.

"I had beaten a great rival. Divebomb is a powerful competitor, and he makes an impact wherever he goes. He's universally respected as an awesome wrestler and is a multiple time UW Champion. And I beat him fair and square."

Igz smiles.

"But that's not why history was made."

He continues.

"I outlasted ten other men in one of the most brutal matches I've had in my career, since my last X-WCW PPV match, anyway, that saw careers ended and lives shortened. And I went from coast to coast."

Another smile.

"But that's not why history was made."

He raises an eyebrow.

"I won the right for my first true World title match, not only here in X-WCW, but in any of the "majors." It's a huge opportunity for me!"

Igz winks.

"But that'ss not why history was made."

He pauses for a brief second.

"I'll tell you why that match was important at Bloodbath. I'll tell you why it'll be remembered in the history books. Because tonight saw a birth of something special. Tonight saw the birth of a movement. From here on out, Ignavus is going to show THE WORLD that just because you're lazy, that doesn't mean you can't succeed."

He half grins.

"This society today is always stressed out. We have cell phones ringing constanly, and appointments to meet, and deadliness to keep. We have to be in seven places at once, and there's still not enough time in the day. In today's modern culture, if you aren't doing things, you aren't succeeding."

He grimaces.

"Or so people believe anyway. But I'm going to show everyone you don't have to rush around and hustle and bustle to be successful. You don't have to have a palm pilot and a blackberry. You don't have to plan things out or have goals. You can just relax, and let life happen. You can be lazy, and still win at life."

He shrugs.

"So, listen, Conman. This isn't personal. I'm sure you're glad to be champion, you certainly earned it, but I'm going to win that title. Not for me, although it's gonna be fun doing it, but for all the burnt out, stressed out people in the world, all the executives and buisnessmen and women, all the people that are just trying too hard. I'm gonna do it to give them a role model, to show them that Lazy is Beautiful!"
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #196 on: May 3rd, 2006, 10:43am »

Tony Bonito is in the ring with a microphone and as a furious look on his face.

IC as TB: "Back it took you and half of this damn company to beat me for the US Championship and that's
because you know deep down that I'm better than you and I demand a rematch!"

Christopher Back steps on the stage with X-WCW
United States Heavyweight title belt proundly around his waist and a mic in hand.


CB: "Bonito, you can demand all you want but the answer is there will be NO rematch! Because I got bigger fish to fry than you! Get it through your think skull the feud is over and I won!"

Mr. Back turns and walks back to backstage area.

TB: "No, Mr. Back this feud is far over in fact it's just begun..."
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #197 on: May 3rd, 2006, 11:22am »

:iron man hits and sean comes out to a HUGE pop, grining from ear to ear:

"x-wcw...ARE YOU READY. ha ha yes i know i stole it from DX but hey, they don't exsist nomore. now to the matter at hand, i know your sitting there thinking 'sean, what the hell is so funny. you LOST' well i know i lost. but in the process, acomplished my 1 and only goal. : points at seit: i eliminated your broodish ass. now when i say 'I' i mean i may not have eliminated you on my own, BUT I OUT LASTED YOU and that makes me happy"

:the crowed chears and starts chanting seit sucks as sean turns to igz:

"IGZ. im proud that you won. you showed the fat and lazy everwhere that they can acomplish such things. now seit im sure your standing there trying to think of a new place to shove that bat because im sure your ass must be getting borring. hey if thats how you swing, i don't judge just leave me out of it. but im sure your also a littel angry and thats understandable i mean YOU LOST, YOU SUCK. now at nitro i got this thing already planed but if you want a match with me, take a number and get in line. because everyone wants to fight the boston rocker"

:ironman comes back on as sean leaves the ring cracking up in seits general direction:
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #198 on: May 3rd, 2006, 4:56pm »

"what...no match?"
seith gets up from his chair,picks up his chair and places it in the cart.
"thats ok.....ill have my match....and i will...tear you apart......god bye, Mr. Blood Bath 3 winner."
the ligths flicker, then turn off.when they come back the cart and Seith is gone.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #199 on: May 3rd, 2006, 7:34pm »

on May 3rd, 2006, 4:56pm, Seith Helloct wrote:
"what...no match?"
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OOC: WHAT ARE YA TALKIN ABOUT RICKY?[/gary coleman] grin hope that answers your question smiley

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*We go back to ringside where we see Flash Stryker standing in the ring..with a neck brace on. Why this scene looks familiar, I dont know why.

Stryker: "On Bloodbath, Reaper and Triple C tried to take my life. CCC, just cause you took me outta the match, doesnt mean you can take me out of this business. You got a LOTTA NERVE putting me through that table. But let me tell you something...guys...I aint gonna be beaten by the likes of you. Now onto the next PP.."

Stryker gets cut off as we hear "Filmstar" by suede. The lights start to throb black and white as we see the following written on the X-Tron.

"On Nitro..."
"its advisable for the X-WCW to get a little.."
"R-N-R"


The message fades out as the music and lights stop playing. Inside the ring, Flash just scratches his head in confusion and speaks again.

Stryker: "I dunno WHAT THE HELL just happened...but that dont matter. Devil's rejects, you had your fun on Bloodbath 3..but watch your backs!"

Stryker's music hits and he leaves the ringside area.





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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #200 on: May 3rd, 2006, 7:36pm »

*AutobotJazz is backstage and security is trying to restrain him. On the other side of the guards is nTo member Raven Darkstorm. AJ is furious from the repeated meditated chair shots from RD. He tries to extract more revenge on the nTo member as he laughs behind the security guards.*

AJ: "Listen Darkstorm, you think this is finished, it isn't. I still want to kick your @$$. Our war isn't over. If you got the balls, I'll see you on Nitro. Be ready for war."

*Security drags the infuriated wrestler off as Darkstorm continues to mock AJ.*

JR: "Randall, AJ is still obviously infuriated from the attack he suffered at the hands of Darkstorm at BloodBath."

RK: "He's just jealous he lost the tag titles."

JR: "I still doubt the ordeals between the Final Frontier and the nTo are over yet. AJ's pure rage at BloodBath proved he's tired of it. He wants to hurt DarkStorm. This is completely unlike the AJ we know."

RK: "I guess I'll give you that one. This is unusual for AJ. But what about his tag team partner?"

JR: "He took alot of abuse at BloodBath. I'm not even sure he's cleared to be on Nitro. We're still waiting on medical clearance for a number of members of the roster from BloodBath. It lived up to it's name."
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #201 on: May 3rd, 2006, 9:41pm »

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"its advisable for the X-WCW to get a little.."
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OOC: Wait, which board am I on again? Mwahahahahaha grin
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #202 on: May 4th, 2006, 01:17am »

OOC: hello and welcome to X-WCW, Igz wink

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Barker: "ALL HAIL...ME! RUFF! I am the new X-WCW TV..woof..champ! Big Dog, ruff, you worthless piece of c*** you couldnt stand up to a BIGGER dog like me eh? That just goes to show that its "BIG" Mitch Barker who is the TOP DOG here in the X-WCW. So its alright BD, you can go back home with your leg tucked between your legs and let daddy johnny make you feel a bit better about yourself. While your at it, I dare ya....I just dare ya to go back here with you XWA buddies and see just how XTREME you guys really are. Ruff! You see Big Dog, even my BITE is more EXTREME than all of you combined...heheheh..."

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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #203 on: May 4th, 2006, 08:28am »

OOC: so sorry...ive been very sick lately...ive not been able to think good...or put my sentences together correctly...
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #204 on: May 4th, 2006, 08:45am »

on May 3rd, 2006, 7:36pm, AutobotJazz wrote:
*AutobotJazz is backstage and security is trying to restrain him. On the other side of the guards is nTo member Raven Darkstorm. AJ is furious from the repeated meditated chair shots from RD. He tries to extract more revenge on the nTo member as he laughs behind the security guards.*

AJ: "Listen Darkstorm, you think this is finished, it isn't. I still want to kick your @$$. Our war isn't over. If you got the balls, I'll see you on Nitro. Be ready for war."

*Security drags the infuriated wrestler off as Darkstorm continues to mock AJ.*

JR: "Randall, AJ is still obviously infuriated from the attack he suffered at the hands of Darkstorm at BloodBath."

RK: "He's just jealous he lost the tag titles."

JR: "I still doubt the ordeals between the Final Frontier and the nTo are over yet. AJ's pure rage at BloodBath proved he's tired of it. He wants to hurt DarkStorm. This is completely unlike the AJ we know."

RK: "I guess I'll give you that one. This is unusual for AJ. But what about his tag team partner?"

JR: "He took alot of abuse at BloodBath. I'm not even sure he's cleared to be on Nitro. We're still waiting on medical clearance for a number of members of the roster from BloodBath. It lived up to it's name."



Ic as RD: "It never ceases to amaze me at the lack of
intellengce of AutobotJazz and his fanboy sidekick Sci-Fi
Man. What did you think was going to happen in a TLCC
match?
That me and my brother weren't going to try and hurt
you two, PowerBomb, and the so-called The Thrillaz?

We knew going in to that match that we were going to hurt people and that people were going try to hurt us!

Now AutobotJazz wants me in a single match?
Well not happening I'm a tag team specialist and it's written in both of our contracts that we wrestle only in
tag team matches! My answer is to your so-called challenge is this: Alec is out of action for few days and I've alos haven't been Medically cleared to wrestle yet.

So piss off!
Now Thrillaz you have something that doesn't belong to
you and when we're healed up, we will take back OUR tag team titles from the so-called Thrillaz!
So be warned Baller and TGO a StarStorm is coming and Hell is coming with it...quote the Raven Nevermore!

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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #205 on: May 5th, 2006, 12:09am »

IC: *GE is backstage, showing no real signs of the so-called 'knee injury' that led to his removal from the match at Bloodbath, and he is furious. He sees a stage hand, grabs him by the throat, and slams him into a nearby wall*

GE: "Where the hell is he? Where is our 'esteemed' boss?"

*The stage hand is shaking in terror*

Stage hand: "Uh.... I don't know!"

GE: "You don't know, or you won't tell me?"

Stage hand: "Even if I DID know, he asked me not to tell you!"

GE: "In that case, don't take this personally, but this is just a sample of what's going to happen when I get my hands on him..."

*And with that, GE knees the poor stage hand in the gut, dropping him to the floor with a nasty double arm DDT. To be continued....*
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #206 on: May 5th, 2006, 05:22am »

OOC: I sense a heel turn...

IC:

*"I'ma Hustla" by rap artist Cassidy hits the P.A. system and the fans go wild with cheers. "Da Kid" wastes no time and comes right out of the curtains as the chorus blasts on the speakers. He is in wrestling gear, has on his new black and red Thrilla t-shirt, and one half of the X-WCW Ultimate Tag-Team titles around his waist and the 2NLW International championship across his shoulder. Baller strolls down the ramp and tags as many hands as he can. When he gets infront of the ramp, he just slides into the ring and unstraps his title and raises it in the air with his right hand, and the 2NLW International Title with his left.*

*The fans start up a "Thrilla" chant as KB puts the X-WCW Ultimate Tag Team Title around his waist and the 2NLW International championship across his shoulder. He recieves a microphone from a stage hand and speaks.*

"WHATUP...X-WCW!?"

*The fans chant "WASSSSSUUUUUUP" in unison. Karl smirks and speaks again*

"Everyone, TGO and I have done the unthinkable...just about after 3 months of forming a tag team, we have beaten da 'veterans' of X-WCW and got da X-WCW Tag-Team titles around our waist's! Well dem 3 teams didn't seem like veterans though...we took dem punk a** b****** to school and dey all got left back while we climbed da ladder and graduated. I told you dat I wasn't going to lose at BB3, and I made sure we didn't. Now dat we have deeze around our waist's, we guarantee dat we will keep em for a loooong a** time. Da Thrillaz are in buisness"

*Baller licks his lips and speaks again.*

"Now as I was celebrating by putting the 'key in the ignition' with Starstorm's mothers earlier, I noticed dat Raven d***head came out here and told us he would take back whats theirs? You ain't have deeze in da first place duke, when da last time you ever had em anyway huh...2004? I think da lost and found gave em up by now dog. There ain't no Starstorm comin near us Raven, we went through it and turned it into da perfect weather...and I will proudly do it again. Well anyway, I noticed dat we are not on da card at Nitro, I will face anyone in a match one on one, or me and TGO can tear a team apart it doesn't matter. Cuz da truth and nothin less....AIN'T NOOOBODY SEEEIN DAAA KIID!!!"

*Baller looks at the back and waits for someone to respond.*
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #207 on: May 5th, 2006, 08:44am »

on May 5th, 2006, 05:22am, Karl Baller wrote:
OOC: I sense a heel turn...


OOC: Not really, no.

IC: *GE is still hopping mad. He's still looking for Chris Back, but as he walks past a room, he overhears two guys talking about the Bloodbath main event that ended his title reign*

Guy 1: "How about that main event last night? I heard that those EMTs slipped Grandmaster E a sedative and got him out of the match that way!"

Guy 2: "That arrogant son of a bitch got what he deserved! Honestly, he's becoming more and more like Triple H and Jeff Jarrett every day!"

*GE has heard enough. He grabs a nearby chair, folding it up, and he storms into the room, swinging the chair in a slicing motion and hitting the first guy in the gut. The second guy then takes a swing at GE, but GE ducks it, catching him and lifting him up into a torture rack position before dropping him on the first guy. GE places the second guy in a chokehold on the floor*

GE: "In future, if you have something to say about me, say it to my face! Don't sink to the nTo's level and go behind my back!"

*GE walks out. To be concluded....*
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #208 on: May 5th, 2006, 12:40pm »

on May 5th, 2006, 08:44am, The Big Walbowski wrote:
OOC: Not really, no.

IC: *GE is still hopping mad. He's still looking for Chris Back, but as he walks past a room, he overhears two guys talking about the Bloodbath main event that ended his title reign*

Guy 1: "How about that main event last night? I heard that those EMTs slipped Grandmaster E a sedative and got him out of the match that way!"

Guy 2: "That arrogant son of a bitch got what he deserved! Honestly, he's becoming more and more like Triple H and Jeff Jarrett every day!"

*GE has heard enough. He grabs a nearby chair, folding it up, and he storms into the room, swinging the chair in a slicing motion and hitting the first guy in the gut. The second guy then takes a swing at GE, but GE ducks it, catching him and lifting him up into a torture rack position before dropping him on the first guy. GE places the second guy in a chokehold on the floor*

GE: "In future, if you have something to say about me, say it to my face! Don't sink to the nTo's level and go behind my back!"

*GE walks out. To be concluded....*


OOC: I didn't write that vey well your character was supossed to exhausted when he powerbombed
D-Extreme with such force that your character fell to his knees as both of them went through the cage and land through a table. Hey just be glad that I didn't do what
happened to DDP in the climax in Ready to Rumble!


IC as CB: "You know I knew you were going to bitch
about this!
So let me remind of you a few things:

1) I tried to talk D-Extreme out of this kind of a hybrid match in the first place.

2) The rules of the Triple Cage X-Rules Match you have to exit the cage with the belt and you did not!

3) The Paramedics and EMTs told me you landed on your knees when you fell through the cage and that you handed on sharp remains of that the broken table
that D-Extreme crashed through.

So go look for the gunman on the grassy knoll if you want but spare me your bull**** conspirisary theories."





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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 3
« Reply #209 on: May 5th, 2006, 7:46pm »

OOC: hmmmmmm...DDP, i miss that guy sad

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In a nearby hospital..we see D-Extreme lying on the bed. After a few short seconds, we notice him grab a paper and pen. The camera zooms in and we see the paper read

"GME: STOP BITCHING AND START RELAXING"

the footage fades as we hear a nurse say "time for your sthingyge bath".

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