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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #135 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 09:51am »

“You better watch who you talkin bout; runnin your mouth, like you know me
You gon' fuck around and show why the "Show Me" get called the "Show Me"
Why one-on-one you can't hold me if your last name was Haynes
Only way you wear me out is stitch my name on your pants”

Brett comes strutting through the curtain with outstretched arms, he spins 360 degrees before dropping to one knee and flexing as pyros spark up from the arena floor. Brett begins his descent down the ramp and notices a kid wearing a bandana and holding a Poster that says KB is GOD. Brett looks at the kid, grabs the kids poster, rip it in half and throws it at him. The kid begins to cry as Security is holding back the young boy’s father.

Brett Slides into the ring, and tells the timekeeper to bring him a microphone.

Brett: “In case all of you idiots don’t know who I am, which I doubt, your looking at a reflection of perfection, the guy that all the women want and all the men want to be, by god your looking at THE PLAYBOY BRETT RAYNE!

(The crowd erupts into a large entourage of boo’s and you suck chants)

Brett: “Calm Down, I know what your all thinking. This…..this… is awesome! The Playboy coming to XWCW is bigger than….a washed up bald Olympic medalist going to Nashville! Well you are almost right.

Not only is it bigger, but its better, and it’s badder. You see The Playboy is larger than life itself! My fans outshine the maniacs that wear Red, and Yellow. No beer swigging, bald headed, bible quoting idiots are as bad as The Playboy! I don’t need to wear make-up and roll my damn eyes in the back of my head to look like a bad ass!

(Crowd Continues to Boo)

Brett: “What? Look at me, I am the epitome of greatness! Who is going to stop me? Seith Apricot? Squashed him. Da’ Kid? Already punished that brat. The Lost Boys? Those son of a bitches are lucky if they can lace there boots up without pulling a muscle,let alone finding their way to the Ring! D-Extreme? That washed up hack is long gone. Anyone else on the XWCW roster? Quite frankly, no.

You morons need to get used to looking at this great face, like that’s a hard thing to do, because you are gonna see me out here quite a bit, probably wearing gold, shattering records, and making your little heroes look stupid. But who cares about any of that? I don’t need that to know I am great, that’s why I have all of you, whether it’s booing me, cheering me, Loving me or Hating me, you do it for one reason, because each and everyone of you KNOW that I am the GREATEST!

Brett throws his microphone down and begins to exit the ring


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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #136 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 12:51pm »

on Nov 29th, 2006, 05:38am, Sean Byrne wrote:
:sean spaces out as otocon whines on:

"look at this. i want nTo, i get this sorry sack of crap who goes "bitch bitch bitch". are you going somewhere usefull with this. because if 'mr. back' did pay off the ref, i really think he dosn't want you to be champ. so i don't think a rematch is likely. now i am doing somthing usefull. i got TRD in a match for the tv title. and i know the nTo will be there. which makes me happy because i'll get to raise hell the likes of which no one has seen before on those nTo sons of bitches. and about your whining. why don't you grow a pair and walk to the back and slap him in the face. trust me you'll feel better. and it will be hillarious watching you kiss chris's feat and beg for your job back"


*Oc looks at SB in disgust*

Oc: Listen you insignificant little sh*t last time i checked you were a nobody and i was the the former champion, so before your delusions of grandure take over why dont you get back to the hole you crawled out of because your already waaaay out of your depth boy...........

*Otacon squares up to byrne and can be seen mouthing the words "You aint shit"*
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #137 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 2:42pm »

Brace yourself, you aren't gonna like this.

Ooooh, oh oh oh oh oh

Told you so.

I ain't happy, I'm feelin glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
my future, is comin on
is comin on, is comin on


A giant roman-esque liter comes out, with 8 men carrying it high in the air and marching reluctantly. The camera zooms in to see the man atop it, and yes, as you guessed - it is our wonderous lech of lethargy himself, Ignavus.

He's sprawled on the liter without a shirt on and dressed in torn and filthy jeans, and no shoes. His hair is down past his shoulders, and he has a crazy beard. It looks like he hasn't showered in months.

Joy.

The X-WCW World Championship is splayed across his chest haphazardly, gleaming its golden gleam.

The liter-bearers finally reach the bottom of the ramp, and instead of trying to climb into the ring, just shrug and dump Igz, with title over the top rope. He lands with a thud face down and doesn't move.

Presumably some of the newer fans are wondering if the new champion is hurt, or maybe even dead. But then he snores, and their pitiful ignorance is lifted.

This is just an ordinary day for Igz.

After a few moments of indolence, he scrathces an armpit and rolls over. Sitting up, he rubs his eyes, blinks and stares out into the crowd.

"Sunovawhorejuicier... how'd I get here?"

Only lip readers and mentalists could pick up he said that, since he doesn't have a mic, but an intern hurredly scurries one over to him.

Igz blinks, and takes it. He hesitates, then crawls over to the side of the ring and looks down at the banner. We see him mouth the words "X-WCW? Oh! Right!" Then he turns his head and sees the title belt. Shocked, he jumps a bit. Igz starts counting on his fingers, scratches his head, and then counts on his toes. A look of realization crosses his face, and he grabs the microphone.

"Holy crap in a hat, I'm the World Champ!"

I'll leave the fans to react as they will, but Ignavus is a bit surprised, to say the least. He starts mumbling to himself into the mic.

"Let's see, the last thing I remember is being stranded in Nebraska after a 2NLW house show because my flight was cancelled, then I took a nap in the airport, then security kicked me out and said hobos weren't allowed to sleep in there. I tried to explain that I wasn't a hobo, but they just threw me out. I didn't have any money, so I wound up sleeping on the streets for awhile. I could have gotten a job to earn a quarter and call someone to pick me up, but it seemed easier to just become a hobo. I was living the high life, riding the rails and having wacky adventures with my hobo friends when... oh, right! Cyberstrike showed up and dragged me back here, so I could be in the Vendetta match! I remember now!"

He smells his armpit.

"Man... hobos are smelly."

He shrugs and picks up the World Championship.

"But it doesn't matter now. I fought Otacon just like I said I would and I beat him in less than a minute, that has to be a new record for a World Title change. Man, the WARRIAH would be proud of me - I buried his ass."

A chuckle.

"But the fact is this; I was right. The Slacker Movement has succeeded. I promised everyone out there that I would win this title to prove a point - you don't have to move fast to be a winner. You don't have to be stressed out to achieve something. You don't have to try so hard to be happy, and you definitely don't need to "do stuff" to "have stuff." I am a shining example to all you workaholics out there, worship me as you would any other heathen idol of sinnery and decadence; place me on Mount Olympus, my time has come."

He giggles like a little girl. Hey, you all are the ones that gave this chump a shot at the title, don't go complaining to me when you have a tool for a champ.

"Seriously, though, this is the reason why I became a wrestler - to demonstrate that you don't need to try hard to succeed. If only one person sees me holding this title and realizes that, then I think I've achieved something - I've helped the world mellow out."

He scratches at his once goatee, now all out beard.

"And my first act as champion? Party at my place - free Coke and Pot for everyone!"
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #138 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 4:12pm »

:sean stands cracking up at igz antics:

"party sounds great my friend but i have to deal with this sh*t head first."

:turns to otacon:

"insignifigant sh*t, nobody, BOY. man your fun to piss off. lets see if i can come down from my dillusions of grandure and say this. maybe you want to see just how big my depth is. i, unlike you, have a match at nitro. but how about after that lets see if you can put me in my place. for the first time it could be "the con man" otacon vs "the boston rocker" sean byrne. and after i bulldoze through you. i could get a shot at the world title. which is around his lazy ass"

: points to igz:

"can anybody say rookie of the year. what do you say, chicken sh*t?"
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #139 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 5:38pm »

*As all of the comotion continues on, "Hate It Or Luv It" by The Game & 50 Cent hits the speakers and the crowd goes insane. About 30 seconds later, "Da Kid" Karl Baller emerges from the curtains. KB is wearing a blue & green button up shirt, blue Rocawear jeans with the new Rocawear sign in green on the back pocket, white addida shelltops, no accessories. He has kind of an angry look on his face as he walks slowly down the rampway and towards the ring. His loyal fans chant "K.I.D" over and over as he makes his journey towards the wrestlers in the ring.*

*After tagging so many hands, Karl Baller gets to the ring. He walks around towards the steps and uses them to enter the squared circle. Via the middle rope, KB finally gets into the ring, and does his "Baller pose" to get everyone hyped up (which works as usual). He immeadatley calls for a microphone and one is thrown to him about 5 seconds later. The music dies down and the K.I.D. chant ends as Karl Baller lets his voice run wild*

KB: "Ayo, whats really good X-Dub Cee Dubb?"

*The Karl Baller fans (which there are alot of) yell at the top of their lungs*

KB: "Thats what I wanted to hear. Now befo-" *he gets eye contact with Otacon*. "Ayo who da hell you lookin at? My eyes to good to stare at some weak 1-hit wonder like you. Come on dog, you lost your world title on your first....your FIRST title defense. You gotta be the biggest definintion of paper champion in the world and ish, get the hell outa my ring before I Oragami fold your b**** a**. Now as I was saying, Brett Rayne came out here and talked some stuff like he beat my a** or something."

*The fans chant "Rayne Sucks" as KB lets the microphone from his mouth. Da Kid nods his head in approvement and clears his throat. He finally licks his lips and adresses his problem with "The Playboy".*

KB: "Rayne, you and I know damn well I beat that a** all over this ring, stop talking reckless like you did anything. The ONLY reason you stole your win on me was because TGO came in and threw me off of my game, I beat you down just like you beat all your playboys...heh...playboys for most of the match, and i'm going to do it again when I get my shot at you. Your a washed up has-been, when you lost at NNLW Levelopilis, your career lost with you. I'm telling you Breast, the next time I get my hands with you, with our without TGO, red Raynedrops will be the forecast in the city."

*KB looks towards Iganvus*

KB: "Congrats on your championship win homie, and hit me up when you start passin the free weed."
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #140 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 8:06pm »


*Otacon laughs and shakes his head*

Oc:Man, so now i have Brett Raynes bitch on my case as well as Mr nobody........Well excuse me ladies but just let me set a few things straight..... First off Byrne I do have a a spot on Nitro, the only reason yours has been announced is because your languishing in the depths of the shitty MID CARD and nobody realy gives a damn what your doing!!! Secondly, Baller technically i did defend my title at Collision Course 2 but seeing as you spend most of your time bending over to be F***** by Rayne i can see how you missed that small fact........And finaly, until i see either one of you wearing a world title belt get the hell out of my way and let the big boys get on with the show before you get stepped on!!!!

OOC:Sorry if that was a bit harsh guys.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #141 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 8:24pm »

OOC: X-WCW in no way advocates the use of marijuana and cocaine. No prizes for guessing why I'm posting this.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #142 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 03:42am »

OOC: Judge Death fully advocates the use of any and all substances that will drastically shorten your life. Bullets would be an example.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #143 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 05:44am »

on Nov 29th, 2006, 8:06pm, Otacon wrote:
*Otacon laughs and shakes his head*

Oc:Man, so now i have Brett Raynes bitch on my case as well as Mr nobody........Well excuse me ladies but just let me set a few things straight..... First off Byrne I do have a a spot on Nitro, the only reason yours has been announced is because your languishing in the depths of the shitty MID CARD and nobody realy gives a damn what your doing!!! Secondly, Baller technically i did defend my title at Collision Course 2 but seeing as you spend most of your time bending over to be F***** by Rayne i can see how you missed that small fact........And finaly, until i see either one of you wearing a world title belt get the hell out of my way and let the big boys get on with the show before you get stepped on!!!!

OOC:Sorry if that was a bit harsh guys.


OOC: what are we 5?. thats not harsh

"maybe you should get out of my way conman. i mean you yourself seam to be sans belt. so what if im in mid card status. the way ive been running through superstars, i'll be at top card status in no time. and if i want to get to your leval, i think i'll have to lose a few more matches. and you think no one cares what im doing?"

:sean holds the microphone out of the ring while the fans chant his name:

"yea no one cares. but, and im being serious here, how does it feel to suck that bad that you lost your tital so quickly. i mean when i lost my title, i wasn't pinned. you where beat in no time whatsoever. whats your excuse other then "i was screwed" and "the ref was paid off" cry me a river wuss-man"
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #144 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 10:55am »

OOC:Meh i know but some people in the past have taken things a bit personal so it just sets things straight from the get go.....anyway on we go!!

OC:Aww the loser thinks he's wanted just because these mindless idiots gave him a cheer......You know what your starting to become like the biggest loser of all time Mr GME.....I bet soon all you'll do is sit in your dressingroom spanking your monkey to repeats of your own matches just like he does.......But back to my point and that is that you only get a cheer because the fans hate me and not as because they adore you...... And you know what i couldnt give a flying F*** either way because at this moment in time i have much bigger fish smelling hobo's in the form of Igz to fry........So dissapeer or i may have to upset the nTo by beating the living sh*t out of you before they do.

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #145 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 11:26am »

:sean laughes at otacons empty threat:

"really. you want to beat the living sh*t out of me huh. well go a head. hit me with your best shot

:sean puts his arms out yelling hit me:
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #146 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 2:23pm »

OOC: I meant coke the soda, you crazy kiddos. Igz only endorses gate-way drugs!
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« Reply #147 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 4:43pm »

in the back after the lost in the 6 man tag team street fight RA and the lost boys are discussing the match.

Dude that was the worse butt kicking I ever got . now it is time to start what we came here to do. kick ass here in the X-WCW.
we didnt get the win but we learned something about these 3 men and it is time to take them out any way we can
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #148 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 7:53pm »

IC: *GE is with Cole Ryan, and naturally, he is furious in the wake of Otacon's unprovoked tirade against him*

CR: "Grandmaster E, you must be angry with what you've just heard...."

*GE cuts him off*

GE: "ANGRY ISN'T THE WORD I'D CHOOSE! THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Otacon has the unmitigated gall to accuse me of performing lewd acts while watching my own matches?

To quote Roddy Piper, I've never heard so many lies in my whole life!

And if he'd said that to my face, he wouldn't get out of this arena in one piece, that's for sure."

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #149 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 9:07pm »

Nightmare is seen on the phone, watching all the insanity.

Nightmare: Yeah, I see this.....this is bullshit, I think that. *Sigh.* Whatever man, all the attention has gone to them just because I'm not a champion or that I haven't won until Vendetta 3. *Groans.* Just shut up, alright? I've got this under control. I will keep my pace in this industry, that I swear to you...

Nightmare slams the phone down on the table and walks away, forgetting to hang it up. The camera stays on the phone for a few minutes, though no voice comes over it. Strange...very strange....

The camera fades back to the fight on hand.
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