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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #30 on: Sep 3rd, 2006, 4:36pm »

Igz scratches at his goatee.

"A turd on a sidewalk, eh?"

Igz shrugs.

"Yeah, I guess that is kinda me. We both don't move a lot. We both kinda smell bad - I haven't showered in a week - and we both enjoying sitting around in the sun."

Igz smiles.

"Thanks for the complement, con-man! Such a nice guy, I kinda feel bad about having to take the title from you. It's nothing personal, man, it's just I've gotta win it to make a statement. To save America! They're all too busy, too stressed out, too hurry-up-ish. If they see that a lazy slacker can be the Ultimate World champ, then maybe they'll mellow out! I have to win to save America and everyone else in the world from themselves, man! I hope you understand."
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #31 on: Sep 3rd, 2006, 8:46pm »

*Oc laughs*

Oc:Wow dude, you actually mustered the energy to talk for more than 20 seconds, this must be getting serious.....However although the U.S econamy is now shaking in it's boots at the thought of you winning due to your rousing speech, i am NOT........You see Igz you cant polish a turd and from what iv seen of you recently with your crappy wrestlin you would need a hell of a lot a polishin.

*The fans jeer Oc as he steps over Igz and exits the ring*

Oc: Oh and Igz i wouldnt recomend falling asleep up there you might get thrown out with the trash again.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #32 on: Sep 4th, 2006, 4:23pm »

"Dude! I only got thrown out once, and that was a total fluke!"

Igz scratches himself.

"But seriously, it's not just for the workers of America that I"ve got to win. It's for everyone. It's for them, yes, but also their bosses and their bosses and all the way up. Hell, it's even for you con-man, to show you you don't have to try so hard anymore. A polished turd? Man, that's reaching for an insult. Just mellow out, man, and chill. There's plenty of things to call me, so just relax and let it come natural. It'll be easier that way. I've gotta win, man, to prove that to you - to save you from yourself, to show you it's okay to chill, that chillers win, too. It's for your own good, bro."
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #33 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 5:37pm »

:ironman hits and sean comes out to a big pop with microphone in hand and belt around waist:

"ladies and gental men...are you ready?....i said ARE YOU READY FOR THE X-WCW TV CHAMPION :camera shows a sign that says im ready:

"warzone 29 is just a stones throw away. warzone has always been a time of firsts for me. warzone 27, i made my in ring debut. warzone 28, i won my first title. and warzone 29, i walk in to a triple threat match against two men i know VERY well. big mitch barker...is of no threat to me. i am 2 and 0 against him. baller on the other hand, worries me. i faced him at warzone 27 and came up short. and triple threat rules do not favor me. but i am keeping my eyes on a bigger prize. vendeta 3. if i walk out of warzone everyone will see that im the real deal. and will be gaurenteed a match at the ppv. but if i lose...1 step back, and 1 step forward, because i intend on being on the pay-per-view. but im not going to worry about it because i have beeten the ods before. at warzone 28 there was a 25% chance of me winning. at warzone 29, 33.3%. the odds are better. which rocks. well, heres to what may be."

:sean raises the title and leaves through the fans:
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #34 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 6:51pm »

The lights go out as Symphony of Destruction plays in the PA. As it does, Nightmare steps out, smirking and looking around at the crowd. He scoffs a bit, spitting on the ground as he walked to the ring. He rolled in, closing his eyes as he stood up, cracking his neck. After the music plays for a long while, Nightmare walks over to the edge of the ring and grabs a mic.

Nightmare: Well then, everyone knows that I've been on quite the losing streak as of my time coming here. But now, I have the BEST chance to redeem myself. I have the chance to destroy the one man who cost me my first win....MMN...

The crowd boos entirely as MMN's name is said.

Nightmare: Yes, the same man who thought he was the best, yet...has anyone seen him?

Nightmare shrugs a bit.

Nightmare: I sure haven't. He's too chicken to meet me face to face...So MMN, let me tell you this. You better be ready...Ready to face...your Nightmare....

NM laughs as he tosses the mic down and rolls out of the ring, heading back up the ramp.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #35 on: Sep 8th, 2006, 08:06am »

IC: *Cole Ryan is in the back with GE*

CR: "Grandmaster E, you were very tough on Bill Apter at that recent press conference!"

GE: "Damn straight, Cole, and for a VERY good reason. You see, he was the founder of the magazines that continue to slate me week in and week out.

I don't particularly like having things written about me saying that my Grand Slam Championship in this company was 'more arse than class', or that I'm 'seven inches short of significance'.

The only thing those mark books are good for is when I run out of TP. And if I ever - EVER - see Bill Apter or any of his staff at one of our events in the future, you can be quite sure that something bad will happen. To THEM, that is.

And that's no work."

*Cole Ryan is trembling after this tirade*

CR: "OK then. Now tell us more about the offer WWE made you recently."

GE: "I can't, Cole. If I did, they'd sue this company out of existence. Now excuse me."

*GE leaves, and Cole Ryan breathes a sigh of relief*
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #36 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 05:41am »

Backstage

Mitch Barker steps out of his locker room wearing nothing but a towel to cover his lower extremities. He is a bit soaking while a shower cap is on top of his head. He starts to stomp around the hallway and growls angrily as he passes a couple of production staff.

Barker: "DAMN IT!"

Barker starts to 'sniff' something wrong in the backstage area. He makes a stop as he notices a bottle of shampoo on the floor. He smirks as he picks it up and looks at it.

Barker: "I thought I dropped it somewhere...ggrrrrr.....why did I have to forget about this?"

While Barker turns around, he bumps into a female intern and both of them fall down to the floor. Barker gets to his feet and barks.

Barker: "GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR......YOU! RUFF! WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING MISSY!!! RRRRRRRR........"

The lady slowly gets to her feet and attempts to explain, but she just shreiks in terror and runs past Barker. Barker growls and shouts.

Barker: "I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!"

While Barker is barking at the lady who just ran, a couple of road agents just stare at Barker. He slowly looks back at them and snarls.

Barker: "And what are YOU People looking at? Ruff!"

One of them points at him, and he slowly looks down. He notices his towel is on the ground and his face starts to go red. Quickly, he snatches his towel and wraps it around his lower body yet again. He mumbles his way back to his locker room with his shampoo.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #37 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 06:22am »

:sean is seen walking through the hallway when he runs in to barker. he looks at barker in a towel and shakes his head:

"so THIS is the man who is relentlessly presuing my belt...look at you, you look rediculous. your stupid little shower cap. and what was with all the barking out there, did a squiral cross your path. thats your problum, you don't have the look of a champion. look at me. i have the look of a champion, because i have pants. and that is why i will always beat you. but who knows. maybe...warzone will be different.

:sean starts cracking up as he walks away:
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #38 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 08:02am »

Barker just shakes his head and sniffs the air left by byrne and covers his nose.

Barker: "If his humour consists of farting as he leaves...I think ruff...this match would be easier. Lets see who the hell's gonna laugh after I'm done with the match."

Barker finally reaches his room and enters it. Once there, he resumes his daily bath.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #39 on: Sep 21st, 2006, 2:53pm »

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #40 on: Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:16pm »

Backstage

We see D-Extreme sitting on his couch as he views his latest match last Warzone. We see the back of his head leaning on the couch as the camera view could show the part where D-Extreme hits GME with the modified X-Ocution into the ring mat.

JR: “BAH GAWD! D-EX JUST X-OCUTIONED GRANDMASTER E BACK INTO THE RING!”
RK: “ARGH! That’s gotta hurt! Talk about brain damage, JR.”


Suddenly, he pauses the video and rewinds it at the exact spot where he hits GME with his finisher

JR: “BAH GAWD! D-EX JUST X-OCUTIONED GRANDMASTER E BACK INTO THE RING!”
RK: “ARGH! That’s gotta hurt! Talk about brain damage, JR.”


He pauses the video and again, he rewinds it to the same part

JR: “BAH GAWD! D-EX JUST X-OCUTIONED GRANDMASTER E BACK INTO THE RING!”

The camera view shifts and it shows the evil grin of D-Extreme as we hear yet again.

RK: “Talk about brain damage, JR.”

With that same grin still plastered on D-Ex's face, he turns off the VCR and gets up from his couch as the scene fades.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #41 on: Sep 24th, 2006, 9:39pm »

Its a Dark room.the only thing that can be seen is the light from the Camara.The Camara Man makes a Few Shouts of"Hello?"s and "Come on!"s.something moves in the Dark that startles the Man.he quickly shifts the Camara to where the movement took place.we here a sadistic laughter as the Man begins to get real shaky with the camara.silent Prayers under his breathe come be heard as he moves about the Room.A Sudden gasp,silence.then a Full Blow Scream of Terror as the Camara Drops to the Ground.the camara Shows a Figure,just beating the Snot out of the Camara man.his yells last only for a few seconds.they soon turn to groans and sniffles of pain.the camaras last image is that of the man being hung up by his Legs on a Hook.the hook didnt go into the legs but he sort of taped them to it.Seith Noticed the Camara and Grabed it.he pointed it at him self for a few words.

"it...Isnt....Over...A Change is Comming....be ready."

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Jake:"MAN,WE JUST GOT SCREWED!"

The Twiztid Hunters are Brood over what took place at Warzone.

Ken:"come on,dawg.we did win."

Jake:"NAW,MAN!WE WON BY GETTIN' CHEAP SHOTED....THATS (beep) UP!"

Ken:"come down,dude....maybe Boss will do something about this."

Jake:".....im about tired of Mislead Youth...now this...Man,Im about ready to Throw down,Backyard Style."

Ken:"...same same..But,Listen.Losin' our Cool will not make anything but more troubles."

Jake:"....then lets do this one at a time...Lets ask about Us Vs Mislead Youth.....Backyard Rules...then take out that Kendo Freak."

Ken:"ight,im down with that.Lets do it."

they make there way toward the Mr. Backs office before the Camara fades away.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #42 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 06:22am »

:ironman hits the pa and the FORMER x-wcw tv champion comes out:

there are a lot of things i need to get off my chest. i'll start with the ovious one...WHAT THE HELL BRETT? you saw fit to screw me out of my tittle. do you have any idea what i am going to do to you now...i am going to make you PAY. now baller challanged you to a match at vendeta 3, but doubelshot is still wide open for both of us. now if you got the balls, im calling you out. you, me, doubleshot, a TAI-PAI DEATHMATCH. vengance will be MINE"

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #43 on: Sep 25th, 2006, 9:39pm »

Nightmare is seen sitting, watching the match that just a day ago happened between him and MMN. He seems to be watching it intently, his eyes studying the man he fought earlier.

NM: I know I can beat him. There's always a weakness.....Everyone has a weakness.

He continues to watch the tape as he smiles.

NM: Ah...I see now....

He smirks, standing up before looking at the camera, a very large smirk on his face. "

NM: Mr Monday Night....you got lucky....EXTREMELY lucky...But now....It's time to pay the piper....Do you have what it takes to defeat me?

Nightmare just laughs, shaking his head.

NM: Didn't think so....

He laughed even more before walking out of the locker room, heading to the training room before closing the door as the camera fades to commercial.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #44 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 01:17am »

IC: *GE is backstage with Cole Ryan*

CR: "Grandmaster E, we recently heard about your deal with ROH Wrestling. In accepting that deal, are you suggesting that you're not entirely happy in X-WCW?"

GE: "No, Cole, I'm not suggesting that. I'm just looking to broaden my horizons a bit, since this thing with D-Extreme is getting VERY repetitive and shows no signs of ending any time soon."

CR: "And what else do you hope to achieve in that company?"

GE: "I'm not doing it just for my own benefit: I'm also hoping to discover some new talent for THIS company, before they sell their souls to Vincent Lucifer McDevil. Now if you'll excuse me: I'm pulling double duty at Doubleshot."

*GE leaves*
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