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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #45 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 04:49am »

The start of D-Extreme's new music ,"This fire burns" by Killswitch Engage, hits the PA systems as the crowd begins to boo. Soon enough, the vocals kick in.

"All I ever wanted was destiny to be fullfilled"
"It is in my hands, I must not fail.."
"AND I MUST NOT FAAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!"


The stage shoots up a "X" like pyrotechnics while the music continues to play. Eventually, D-Extreme comes out to the ringside area wearing a black t-shirt saying "Shoot" with a gun drawing below it. D-Ex makes his way down the ramp while the cameras show the back of the t-shirt saying "at your own risk" at the back while we see a gun already twisted. He enters the ring and raises both arms in the air while the fans continue to boo on the nTo member. He grabs a mic and waits for his music to die down.

D-Ex: "I have been hearing a lot of news about certain X-WCW wrestlers heading to some indy feds lately. First, the recently suspended Tony Bonito has went out and played with the 2NLW. Soon enough, now I am hearing a certain brain damaged disc jockey signed with Ring Of Honor....."

The fans start to chant "R-O-H!" while D-Ex smirks.

D-Ex: "I have nothing against ROH, people. Infact, I love the talent there. Its just the sad fact is, the ROH people are going to handle a stiff in their locker room while GME is there. The ROH people are going to experience his tantrums and whatnots if he doesnt get his daily dose of prostitutes and a hot tub, let alone get a free pass on the state's nearest whore house."

D-Ex shakes his head while he walks around the ring and continues.

D-Ex: "Quite frankly, the only repetitive thing I am hearing with GME these days are shoot interviews, shoot interviews..and..oh...shoot on vince mcmahon interviews. And to think an X-WCW'er would stoop so low to get recognition by slandering the name of Vince McMahon. Just because its easy to say "Vince loves c***"....doesnt give you the right to say it out of selfish reasons. But I think Mr. grandmaster E doesnt see that and continues the repetitive McMahon/WWE slander that has been going on since late 2001. C'mon people, and he thinks THIS feud with me is repetitive? Compared to what he is doing these days, me and him are a breath of fresh air in his very stale and bland career."

D-Extreme stops and looks at the camera.

D-Ex: "Look Eamon, it will end, this feud of ours. Do you know where its gonna end? At Doubleshot. Once me and you show the world that WIGGERS cant hang with X-WCW, its gonna be me showing the world that GRANDMASTER E doesnt have what it takes anymore to hang around with the XTREME.........D-EXTREME!"

*D-Ex makes an overhead "X" sign before pulling it down at the sound of his music playing once again. D-Ex drops the mic and looks at the stage with a smirk while the crowd boos him yet again. Slowly, he makes his way out of the ring and back to the backstage area.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #46 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 06:34am »

IC: *The arena lights go off. After a few moments, "King Of My Castle" hits, and the lights return to reveal Grandmaster E, sitting on the back right turnbuckles*

GE: "Looking for me, D-Extreme?

That promo you just cut is a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black.

You're insinuating that I'd act like a prima donna and make outrageous demands during my impending 2-year stint in ROH. Well, I have news for you: contrary to popular belief, I don't have access to a chauffeur-driven limousine, or a private jet, or a luxury apartment in New York City.

Oh, I forgot: every member of the No Talent Order, including yourself, DOES have access to all of that! And have I ever asked for such lurks and perks here? NO. I'm not in this for money, fast cars, fast women, or anything like that. I'm in this for each and every one of these fans who've paid bloody good money to see us bust our arses week in and week out!"

*The fans cheer*

GE: "Now that that's off my chest, here's my advice to you: forget about all those fringe benefits, and focus on this match. Otherwise, the only person who'll be brain damaged after Doubleshot will be YOU."

*"King Of My Castle" hits again, and the lights go off again. After a few moments, they return, and GE is gone*
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #47 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 6:10pm »

IC as CB: "I got an annoucment for you and D-Extreme
so listen up your match on Doubleshot is going to be a
number one contenders to my titles.
The winner can chose which of my titles he can go after the X-WCW U.S. or the new X-WCW IC!"
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #48 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 7:13pm »

:ironman comes on the pa and the fans get to there feat as the former x-wcw tv champion stands face to face with "the man" christopher back:

"so...Mr Back. your the man who makes the matches around here. well i noticed that my name has been absence from the card. well that is perfect because so is the playboy's. well that man screwed me out of my tv title. i have always seen revenge as more important then titles, and since he is busy at vendeta, i want a match against him at double shot. The Tai Pei deathmatch i made mention to earlier. and since brett is to much of a panny-waist to answer my challange, i want you to make it offical. please..."

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #49 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 7:37pm »

OOC: better start caring for the spelling when we cant get what you post sean wink But as of now, sure, we let it slide. Just dont make it a habit ok? smiley

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*While walking backstage, Cole Ryan stops D-Ex

CR: "D-Ex, have you heard about what GME just said to you recently? How would you react on his claims that he hasnt took a limo ride yet?"

D-Ex: *Scratches head* "You see, thats very odd. Usually, he does get to ride a limo, he DOES get to ride a private jet which is the X-WCW jet to our tours. So his claims are just idiotic to me, Cole. And another thing..I dont have any property in New York, Eamon. Even though the rest of the nTo boys DO, I dont. Let me get one thing straight...I dont have a luxury apartment boy...I GOT A HOUSE ON BEVERLY HILLS! I GOT SOME GOLD ROLEX WATCHES! I GOT BITCHES AND HOS YO!SO GO HATE ON DAT BIYATCH!"

*D-Ex gasps as he was acting just like 'wizzle on that line' and stops himself.

D-Ex: "Cole, I think I need to get a few beers before I start to go 'wigger' up in here, if you know what I mean."

*Cole slowly nods while D-Ex leaves the scene.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #50 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 10:43pm »

IC: *GE is backstage with CR*

CR: "Grandmaster E...."

GE: "I know what you're about to ask, Cole: has D-Extreme called my bluff on the X-WCW perks?

Here's your answer: NO. I COULD have taken advantage of all that when I first signed my contract here, but I've chosen NOT to, since I don't want to be a burden on the company. I've done things my way from Day One, and I intend to keep on doing that.

Now I've got some wigger issues to attend to, but I'll be back."

*GE leaves*
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #51 on: Sep 26th, 2006, 11:04pm »

*Autobot Jazz is backstage. A camera pans up on him while his music plays in the background. When it gets to his face he speaks.*

AJ: "You know what the one thing I'v never done in the X-WCW is? I'll tell you: earn a single's win. But that's gonna change. I'm in a gauntlet match on Doubleshot. All I gotta do is beat this Wizzle guy 1,2,3 and the win is mine. I've been training and learning and becoming a better wrestler. I am an accomplished wrestler and the world will see what I can do by myself. When I beat Wizzle in the gauntlet match, I will prove why I'm the one you'll never forget. Get ready for a memory. Then I'll give you another one when me and my tag team partner Sci-Fi Man win back the tag team titles."
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #52 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 10:27am »

Meanwhile, at the ever-popular County Morgue...

A thoroughly bored part-time employee of this least hygienic of state offices minds the visitor's desk. And by that, I mean he sits with his feet up flicking through a jazz mag, obviously. The camera pans ever-so-slowly until the open door leading to That Bit Of The Building With All The Dead People In Lockers is visible.

SUddenly, a noise. Specifically, a metallic 'clang!' It takes little effort to guess where it came from.

The guard/dolt looks up and, for some reason, at his crotch, as if believing that his phallus would be capable of such an aural projection. He is mistaken in this sense. He is also satisfied that nothing untoward is occuring, and goes back to his reading.

Then we hear a second clang, this one accompanied by much muttered cursing in an unrecognisable tongue.

The guard's quite suspicious now, and makes one of those "Earning my paycheck" comments that will get you a good punch if you're not in a poor action film. But since he's alone (sort of), he'll have to do without that punching. Taking a Glock-12 from his belt - of course he's got a fricking gun, even though he'd rather have a machine gun (Ho ho ho!) - he makes to get up from his chair...and makes...and makes some more. Then he gives up, exhausted. A lifetime of McDonald's quarter-pounders has clearly taken its toll; it's quite unclear how he fit his backside in that tiny chair anyway.

From the lockers floats a floaty voice. A spooky voice. And I would have said that it was spooky first, except that 'From the lockers spooks a spooky voice' would sound a bit silly.


"Oh ffine thhen, do not get up, jusst leavve me to ssufffer in relativve ssilencce, why dontcha..."

Abruptly, the 'lid' of one of the lockers is blown off its small hinges with a squeal of tortured metal not unlike a terrified pig, and it hits the camera and twirls it around like bits of space debris sometimes do in the new 'Battlestar Galactia' when a really big explosion happens.

The guard almost falls out of that chair that we still don't know how he got into, but even the combined forces of shock and gravity cannot dislodge his impressive bulk. But his bulk will soon be outshined by something else...

For now our mystery grumbler (that came out wrong, but you know what I mean) makes his presence known, sliding from a cold steel slab with an air of peevedness, in slow motion for the sake of style. Some viewers can't get their head around what they see: Dressed head to toe in black; sharpened nails; a ghastly grin; artificial light reflecting from the cruel points of an iron helmet-visor; unhealthy skin pallor and a shiny badge pinned to the chest. A demon? Some foul military experiment gone horribly wrong? A wanderer from a distant planet in search of alternate fuels?

Veteran X-WCW viewers simply go, "Oh, it's that skinny bloke again. I almost thought this was important." Then they go back to their Doritos.

The guard simply stares in awe, revulsion, horror, and leftover sexual tension from his little workout with the magazine.

Judge Death - for it is indeed he - steps smoothly over to the desk, stares down at the open book in front of him, ponders a bit - not too hardly - then picks up the proferred pen.


"I shhall jusst ssign mysselff out, thhen?"

And with something like a terrible smirk, the Dark Judge lunges forth and thrusts the pen like a stake into the guard's general groin area.

The guard's expression is of the 'Oh, the pain!' variety.

Or it is for a moment, before Death clamps his awful (but usually quite clean) teeth deeply into the guard's throat, and with a sharp tug, pulls a large clod of flesh away. Blood is shed in great amounts, though the camera wisely opts to show only the splattering on the wall rather than the full show. We have taste barriers to uphold, chaps.

Death wipes his teeth on the back of his hand like your mom told you not to do when you were a kid, and smiles a smug little smile. Then he stalks out of sight, away to commit further atrocities.

But he takes the jazz mag first, mind you. Can't go around wasting things like that.

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #53 on: Sep 27th, 2006, 7:18pm »

OOC: HOLY SMOKES HE'S BACK! grin AND YOU BETTER STAY TOO!!!
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #54 on: Sep 28th, 2006, 04:15am »

OOC: I shall, you...you single-letter-for-a-first-name madman, you.

I'm not sure if that was an insult or not.

IC: "Ssstop hogging my posstss, Macdonald, or I will make you regret it. And helloooo again, ugly children off thhe Xxx-WCW!"
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #55 on: Sep 29th, 2006, 08:43am »

IC: *GE returns to the locker room, to find an Apter magazine open to the Fan Letters page. He notices that one particular letter has been highlighted*

GE: "They've got to be shitting me.

GRANDMASTER E JOKES

Q. What do Grandmaster E and virginity have in common?
A. One good move and they're finished.

Q. What is Grandmaster E's Indian name?
A. Little Hoss With Little Talent.

Q. What is the name of Grandmaster E's latest finisher?
A. The Ingrater.

Q. What will Grandmaster E be saying a lot of in the future?
A. Would you like fries with that?

Q. What do Grandmaster E and liquor stores have in common?
A. They have good w(h)ines.

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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #56 on: Oct 1st, 2006, 10:13am »

OOC: Sorry I haven't posted in a while, just didn't feel like it. Now though...DA K.I.D. IS BACK BITCHES!!!

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*The X-WCW fans are quietly sitting in their seats, waiting for another event to occur. All of a sudden, the biggest event in the X-WCW starts up...the greatest extravaganza in the world begins to play *drum roll* KB's music!! Ay, to hell with you if you don't like it man. Anyway, "Hate It Or Luv It" by "The Game & 50 Cent" hit the speakers and the crowd goes wild. Yup, you gessed it, good ol face love for X-WCW'S K.I.D. About 10 seconds later, X-WCW'S resident gangsta, Karl Baller, appears onto the stage dressed in a long sleeve purple Rocawear button up shirt, baggy rocawear blue jeans, and Sean Carter white sneakers (White S Dots). He has that serious look he gets when he is greatly annoyed by something.*

*KB strolls down the ramp-way still looking angry as ever. As he nears the squared circle, he still shows the world he loves them and gives off a couple hand shakes to some of his "Balla's". Finally, KB slides into the ring and calls for a microphone. A grumpy X-WCW intern throws one to KB and KB catches it in one hand. His music starts to die down, but the fans start up a "Kay-Bee" chant in unison. Karl is even more annoyed, but lets the fans finish their chanting. Now, KB speaks.*

KB: "Aiight, let me cut to the chase. Look here Brett Rayne, i'm getting tired of your happy a** interfering in my matches and putting those L's on my record. I see your punk a**, you to scared to fight me, so you try to make it look you wanted to mess Sean Byrne's reign up. Sorry Plowboy, that ain't gonna happen. Mr. Back came to his senses and allowed me to whip your a** at Vendetta III in a singles match. All jokes aside Rayne, your gonna feel the worst a** whoopin you ever got."

*KB waits for Rayne to come out. He is dying to get his hands around Brett and cause some red "Rayne" to drop.*
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #57 on: Oct 1st, 2006, 7:13pm »

OOC: Legal Disclaimer: D-Extreme did NOT post that in apter magazine for two reasons.

1.) He doesnt have no F'n clue or idea what that magazine is
2.) He has better jokes than that....BETTER JOKES....wink
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #58 on: Oct 1st, 2006, 11:52pm »

on Oct 1st, 2006, 7:13pm, D-Extreme wrote:
OOC: Legal Disclaimer: D-Extreme did NOT post that in apter magazine for two reasons.

1.) He doesnt have no F'n clue or idea what that magazine is
2.) He has better jokes than that....BETTER JOKES....wink


OOC: It was a work this time.
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xx Re: X-WCW Trash-talking thread part 4
« Reply #59 on: Oct 10th, 2006, 6:56pm »

D-Ex: "Just when you thought it was gonna be YOU getting the upper hand huh Eamon? Just when you thought I was already knocked out on that table DDT you sent to me, I had my shoulder up. Just when you think it was all over for you, things have just begun. On Vendetta 3, Grandmaster E, you will meet your personal hell. Not only will you face me, you will face Christopher "Cyberstrike" Back. Now I know you will cry foul and say that we will double team you. Well you better not start with that cause I will say this straight off the bat. Just because me and Chris are friends, doesnt mean we will do a 2-on-1 at ya Eamon. HOWEVER, that does sound like a good idea if you think about."

*D-Ex grins before he continues

D-Ex: "Your back is against the wall now GME, what are YOU gonna do? Oh what are you gonna do....heheehe..."

*The scene fades
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