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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #15 on: Aug 9th, 2007, 01:21am »

Brace yourselves, my friends. Your brief window of sanity is over. Your respite of logic? Finished. Your pause from the mind-wrenching, gut-twisting, soul-clashing assault on everything that is not-lame, not-boring, and not-weird? Finito.

Wait for it.


Wait for it.



Wait for it.



Ooooh, oh oh oh oh oh


Told you so.


I ain't happy, I'm feelin glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
My future? Is comin on,
Is comin on, Is comin on



Scruffy looking men with patchy five o'clock shadows, stained t-shirts, and pants so low you can see their butt cracks come out. They line up on the ramp, and blow futiley into cheap looking tin horns, making only wind sounds and bad squeaking.

Large banners unfold across the arena, with old gothic lettering reading "SLaCKeR"

Old men that must be at least 95 start coming down the ramp, waving sparklers around in circles, shuffling painfully slowly.

Ignavus comes out on a litter being carried by gorillas, with chimpanzees sitting on the sides. One of them jumps off and mauls a fan.

About halfway down, the monkeys drop the liter and Igz falls flat on his face, but he shuffles up and brushes himself off, and waves to his adoring fans..

...most of which probably don't care.

He's dressed in his white Ignavus X-WCW t-shirt pulled over a white button down shirt and ripped blue jeans. Of course, the hemp necklace and birkenstocks finish the outfit.

He shuffles towards the ring, and stops a soda vendor in the front row - chugging an extra large coke before entering the ring.

Finally arrived, he pulls a microphone out of his back pocket.

"The Slackah Is Backah... and Bettah than Evah!"

That would have been a pop, if anyone cared.

"No? No dice? No loyalty for the former X-WCW Champion? none? Does anyone even remember?"

Our slackerman sighs.

"So much for immortality."

He scratches himself.

"Well, as you may or may not have noticed, I took a rather large vacation... You see... my alarm clock got unplugged and I just kept sleeping and sleeping and sleeping. Seriously... it was like 8 months."

He yawns.

"I had this awesome beard at the end of it, too!"

He pauses.

"....okay, I didn't. I can't grow a beard. But it woulda been awesome if I could!"

He clears his throat.

"But none of that is important because I'm still MANLY, even without an awesome beard. And you know what makes a MAN like me angry? When I get back and find myself beat up by a bunch of ninies who have their genitals on backwards. Bonito, Renegade - do you think I care if you wail on me like there's no tomorrow? RNR - your betrayal hurts more. You are 2NLW born and raised, and yet you've turned your back on me? Be still my wounded heart! But the fact remains - I still stand on principle - beat on me all you want, you can't get a hold on me. It doesn't mean anything. You could drop a mac truck on me and I would keep coming - because you can't punch me in the pride, you can't hit your finisher on my principles. I'm still Ignavus, and I won't be going anywhere. Jerks like you are mass produced in wrestling - but there's only one Slacker King, and I haven't fallen yet."



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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #16 on: Aug 9th, 2007, 04:31am »

"Tear Away" plays and R.E. Rage comes down to the ringside area. Amidst the boos from the crowd, he stays on the stage wearing a white shirt and blue jeans. Noticibly, he is also wearing a cotton blue vest with a patch saying "RAGE" on the left and an RNR patch on the right. He slowly makes his way down the rampway, eyeing the entorage that was with Ignavus, before he slides into the ring and faces the slacker king himself. The music fades down and Rage goes to the nearby ropes and catches a mic that was tossed into the ring. He moves back and faces Ignavus before he speaks.

Rage: "Finally, R.E. Rage is back after his last apperance on Nitro, in which I had a hand in kicking your ass along with KB and Otacon. So Igz, you felt mad? You felt me and Brett betrayed you since were 2NLW born and bred? Let me tell you something and make it loud and clear, we never betrayed 2NLW by kicking your ass. It was YOU who betrayed 2NLW when you helped the X-WCW champion Otacon while me, Brett, Renegade and Tony were doing the right thing and that is to destroy the glass ceiling of corruption here in the X-WCW. Ignavus, it was you who betrayed 2NLW when you didnt help us represent it during the last wargames and it was your own brother who had to join us there. Bottom line, you have NO damn right to tell RNR that they betrayed you or even the 2NLW. Its the other way around Igz, and you had to pay for your sins last Nitro."

He points at Ignavus and asks him.

Rage: "So your the slacker king arent ya Igz? Did I get that right? If you are, let me ask you, where is your crown? Last time you had a crown was in the X-Rumble, where you were the world champ. But now, look at you, your nothing but a phony. You claim to be a king, yet you dont even have the crown to prove it. Unless..."

He pulls down the hand and looks at Ignavus' necklace and smirks before he looks at him at the face.

Rage: "That hemp necklace is what you call a crown. Not a bad lookin crown at all, oh mighty Slacker King. Hah! Ignavus, your damn right, there is one slacker king and its you. For you, my friend are the epitome of laziness..if not 'laziness' itself. You have not fallen yet, as well, even though your no longer the champ. But Ignavus, you gotta wonder two things first. First of all, are you aligning yourself with the right people as of now? You think that by helping Otacon and Karl Baller fight against me or Bonito is the right thing for you? Second thing, do you think that you will never fall down? Think about it Iganvus, you helped Otacon, the very man who you fought for the past few months for the world title. You are aligning yourself with Karl Baller, the man who defeated 2NLW. Then, you are fighting against me and Brett..who are 2NLW through and through...just like you."

He points again at Ignavus before he tells him.

Rage: "Ignavus, it will take effort for this answer, but im dying to know it. Igz, what will you get out of helpin a conman like Otacon and a street thug like Karl when you could have helped me, Brett, Tony and Renegade with our cause of taking out the corruption here in the X-WCW?

He pulls down the mic and waits for Ignavus' response.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #17 on: Aug 10th, 2007, 11:04am »

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IC as Rocky: CARNAGE INC is in the house and looking for JOE GOLDSTONE.

BOY I WANNA REMATCH AND I WANT IT A Hell's Chamber MATCH YOU AND ME!! I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT BEATING YOU TO A BLOODY PULP! THE ONLY WAY YOU BEAT ME WAY TO HIT ME IN MY FAMILY JEWELS THEN PUT ME THROUGH A TABLE NOW THAT WAS WRONG! SO LETS TAKE THIS TO WHERE I AM KING AND SEE WHAT KIND OF MAN YOU REALLY ARE!
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #18 on: Aug 10th, 2007, 12:19pm »

John Crook comes out with a microphone and clipboard

JC: "This here is a list of the 8 men who will be in this year's Lord of the Ring tournament now normally this
tournament would grant the winner a X-WCW title shot
but since Mr. Bonito has vacanted the X-WCW Intercontinental Championship this year's tournament
will be for said title!

Now there is a special surpise stipulation that I will annouce on Warzone reguarding what kind of match type will be used, but rest assure these matches will all be one-on-one.

Now the 8 men are:

Justin Sane
Mark Marlin
Bruce Gasner
Mr. America Rocky Davis
Joe Goldstone
"The Young One" Sandy Drake
Greg Barfia
Chris Stephens

Now understand this doesn't mean the order of which you'll be facing each other. One of you eight will be at
Starrcade: Triad the new X-WCW IC Championship.
Now as too Rocky Davis's request for a Hell's Chamber
match the answer is: NO! You might however get to face Joe Goldstone in the tournament."
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #19 on: Aug 11th, 2007, 12:36am »

Igz actually laughs.

"Why didn't I join you? Why didn't I go on some holy crusade? Why didn't I leap to the bulwarks and rattle the fences?"

He laughs again.

"Same reason I don't run marathons or run for office - because I don't like doing things. I don't like getting involved in other people's business, and I really don't like when people get in mine."

He shrugs.

"And do I like Otacon? Nope. Not at all. Baller? He's alright, but he tries too much, if you ask me. But are they better than you guys? Oh hell yes."

Igz scratches himself.

"So, this is the way I see this ending: violence. Baller's gonna want to get even, and so is Otacon. Hell, even I'm not that happy. So I'm going to give you guys one chance to apologize and save everyone all the effort before Cyberstrike gets uppity and starts acting like Russo and put us in a STEEL CAGE OF DOOM WITH BARBED WIRE WHERE YOU HAVE TO BLEED TO WIN AND IF YOU STEP ON A LANDMINE THEN YOU EXPLODE AND ALSO THERE'S LASER GUIDED MISSILES ON A POLE match. If you all do apologize, we can go back to my place, get high, and play video games and eat pizza. Who's in?"
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #20 on: Aug 11th, 2007, 03:21am »

Rage thinks about it for a while before he shakes his head.

Rage: "So let me get this straight, Igz, you dont like doing anything. You dont wanna get into people's business...but look at what you did on Nitro, you did just that. You did get in Otacon's business, Bonito's business..and RNR's. You can get all the damn excuses you want, like saying it was your business to just have a nice friendly stroll inside the ring where Otacon was getting what he deserved and Karl Baller was SURPRISINGLY jogging down the ramp with you in some evening workout we do not know off."

Rage smirks and scoffs.

Rage: "Seriously, do you think asking an apology would help as well? Who the hell do you think you are to ask us to apologize for our actions? We knew what we were doing, something you didnt last Nitro. We knew damn well what the right thing was to do. You and Karl were at the wrong place at the wrong time. You said it, violence will be the only way to end this. I asked you if you wanted to go to the winning team, give you another chance to redeem yourself to me, Brett and the rest of the 2NLW contingency by helping us here.....but I guess you said what side you are on loud and clear right now: to the losers."

Rage slowly shakes his head.

Rage: "Thats a pity, Igz. Its a damn cryin shame as well. I thought you out of all people, regardless of how lazy you might be, see something here that makes sense and join it. It takes less effort to help us out than help those two losers by the name of Baller and Otacon. I gave you a chance to be on the winning side, thats the last time I will remind you of this fact. "

He points at Ignavus.

Rage: "On Warzone, Ignavus, prepare for a familiar force that will sweep the X-WCW and make it tremble into its feet. On that night, you will regret not doing the right action."

"Tear Away" hits and Rage pulls down the mic. He stares down at Ignavus before he eventually leaves the ringside area.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #21 on: Aug 11th, 2007, 08:29am »

The videotron cuts on only to show X-WCW announcer Cole Ryan standing backstage with a microphone in hand. He has that usual big smile on his face as if he is about to do something he is very excited about.

CR: "Ladies & Gentlemen, I have a special interview. I am standing here with the X-WCW United States champion...Karl Bal-"

He is immediately cut off with a loud face pop from KB's loyal fans...which is VERY loud if you didn't know. The camera slowly turns to the side and gets to the small United States champion of X-WCW. The wrestling promotions resident gangsta is standing in wrestling gear, an X-WCW t-shirt, and his United States champiosnhip draped across his left shoulder. "Da Kid" just has one negative feature on him today, a smile turned upside down. You literally see the fire in his eyes as he stares into the abyss of the camera lens...well you can't see the fire, but you get the picture. KB snatches the microphone out of Cole Ryan's hand and speaks.

KB: "Listen, I ain't here to talk about nothing else except RNR right now. Look here *mocks Rages real name* 'Richard' *stops mocking him* I don't know what da hell has gotten into you, but you lost ya damn mind when you did what you did at da X-Rumble. I gots no love what so ever and never really gave a d*** about Christopher Back, but he is a human being that loves this business... hell he FEEDS off of this business here, and you may have taken dude out of it for good. Even you and your 20 x better wrestler than you, but still ammounts to a losing record partner don't deserve some sh** like that!"

KB shakes his head in disbelief. I mean even I can't believe this guy is taking up for Christopher Back...and I created this guy! Karl really hates when people take advantage of others no matter who they are and RNR looks like they don't plan to stop with just C.Back. He speaks once again.

KB: "These 2 p****** are gonna catch a beat down like its masturbation hour on some serious sh**. I'ma tell you straight up, I ain't havin that pop off anywhere Da Kid is at. Not only did you 2 go overboard on Back, but you just broke da real 1st commandment and possibly da most important commandment in any religion...Thou shall not f with "Da Kid" K. Baller. Da lord God himself told me to send you all back home and at Warzone I tend to do so."

The fans pop greatly to this. They are sick and tired of seeing the bad display of attitude from the team known as RNR themselves. KB licks his lips and continues to speak.

KB: "Oh and those 2 ain't gonna be da only ones. It seems that Rage N Rayne decided to expand their 1 on 1 time together and add another for a threesome...a threesome on both occasions, but I shouldn't be giving out their business. Ya see that punk a** b**** "The Renegade" stuck his nose in business where it ain't suppose to be and put his hands on me. Here is some unknown dude who has done absolutely NOTHING in his lame a** career, so he thinks he can make a name for himself by jumping the former X-WCW World champ and the current United States champ."

KB: "Dog this ain't da wargames homie. I'm worse den dat poodle (Big Dog) who whipped yo a** da whole match and eliminated you. Youve decided to be a Renegade with da wrong person...and you will pay dearly for that. Warzone, you best not be in da area...matter fact I WANT you to be there. You need to watch what happens to your 2...your two friends and that special Olympic plastic medalist b*** Bonito! Enough talkin...time is tickin and its ma f***** day lights savin time...you 3 gonna learn da truth and nothin less...ain't nobody f****** with Da Kid!!"

Karl Baller angrily jams the microphone onto Cole Ryan's chest and walks off to a large face pop from the crowd. Cole looks at the cameraman before the videotron shuts off.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #22 on: Aug 12th, 2007, 03:42am »

Igz shrugs.

"You don't get it, Rage. I know I shouldn't be surprised - you never have. The Way of the Slacker isn't about not doing anything at all - it's about only doing the things that matter. Otacon clearly needed our help - after all, I did beat him for the X-WCW World Title in about 20 seconds - so Baller and I went to help him. It was the right thing to do - it was something worth doing."

He laughs.

"But you attacking him in the first place? You beating Baller and I for no reason? No, that was flat out wrong. You didn't get anything about of that but hurting people. You're just as bad as the corrupt politicians that ruin their people for their own gain. You're just as bad as missionaries that try to convert people, just because they think their religion is better than anyone else's. And you're just as bad as the Enron executives that ruined people's lives for their own profit. It's people like you that need to learn how to be lazy and just worry about yourself, and not try to hurt other people."

He pauses for a second.

"But if you won't learn, and at this point it's become abundantly clear that you won't, then someone is going to have to stop you. Someone is going to have to defend everyone else so that they actually can be free to be lazy. And Rage? I just signed up."
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #23 on: Aug 12th, 2007, 1:21pm »

IC as RD: "Rayne, Rage, The Renegade Ron Micheals, and Tony Bonito you guys listen and listen well. Bonito
do you think that by putting Back and D-Extreme on the
shelf that you've destroyed the nTo here in the X-WCW?
If you did I got news for you: YOU CAN NEVER DESTROY
THE nTo! You almost did it out of the X-WCW but almost doesn't get the job done. You see assholes the nTo is a seprate enity, it exisits outside of the X-WCW and it's real leaders, people that make Mr. Back look like a saint, have a nasty surprise for you jackasses."

IN as AL: "RNR you better asswipes hope that we don't win the Tag Team Battle Royal and or that you don't win 6 man tag team match on Warzone because our backs are against the wall and we're more deadly than
ever. Prey to whatever god you believe in because when StarStorm is around so is hell!"

IC as RD: "So it is written and so it will be!"
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #24 on: Aug 15th, 2007, 3:59pm »

*"Superstar"hits the pa system and the familiar silhouette of Otacon can be seen through the smoke at the top of the entrance ramp running his hands through his hair before stepping out into the spotlight*

JR: Well the Con Mans been patched up since he took that shot to the head with that barbed wire club but he's gotta be still feeling the effects.

RK: I dont think he cares JR, Otacons pissed and i doubt a few scratches and bruising will sideline an angry SOB like him!!

*Otacon strolls down to the ring to a mixed reaction as chants of "Nito Sux" fill parts of the arena......He then takes a mic from a ringside official and to the bermusement of some even signs a fans "Con Man Rules" X-WCW T-shirt before sliding under the ropes*

JR: Wow i think that club to the noggin has affected him more that we thought, was that him being "NICE"??

RK:HELL NO JR!!! The Con Man aint nice, he just recognized a fan with impeccable taste in wrestling talent....Nice, next you'll be saying bonitos growing new hair.

*By this time Oc has taken his usual perch upon a turnbuckle*

Oc: Well it's been a few long years but finally i see you guys are comin round to the Con Mans way of thinking, indeed Nito does suck, suck ass that is....Or should i say enjoys getting his ass sucked by his two little RNR rent boys......Yeah you heard me Bonito you slimy little coward, Man it must be getting bad if your having to be bailed out by R.E "i cant hack the X-WCW so im going on sabbatical" Rage and his fruity sidekick Brett "the boy who likes to play with himself" Rayne.

JR: You would think that getting beat up would quieten down the champ......

RK:WRONG!!! this guy would take ten beatings and still come out talkin trash, a man after my own heart.


Oc:Face it Bonito i had you beat before your little lap dogs intervened, but it's ok i understand that old, bald, has beens like yourself just cant get the job done under your own steam, im sure those guys help you with all sorts of things like changing your dipers, mashing up your food taking you pee pee.....hell i wouldnt be surprised if those two prolific losers even wiped your ass........But as i know all to well, what go's around comes around Bonito and trust me when i say when we meet again your boys aint gonna be able to save you sad old ass and the con man will split your fat melon head all over the damn show......Oh you are gonna bleed bonito, you are most defiantly gonna bleed!!!!

*Oc drops his mic as "superstar" once again fills the arena and walks back towards the ramp exit*

JR:I think you were correct King the con Man is most definitely not "Nice" by any stretch of the imagination.

RK: As always JR you bow to my superior wisdom, knowledge, wrestling knowhow, charisma, intellect.....

JR: Note to self: never give king credit for ANYTHING!!!

OOC:Sorry about my total lack of presence of late guys life's been a bitch and my time is very limited, anyways i hope this go's some of the way to making up for my recent lack of smack talking!!
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #25 on: Aug 20th, 2007, 3:40pm »

on Aug 10th, 2007, 12:19pm, Cyberstrike wrote:
John Crook comes out with a microphone and clipboard

JC: "This here is a list of the 8 men who will be in this year's Lord of the Ring tournament now normally this
tournament would grant the winner a X-WCW title shot
but since Mr. Bonito has vacanted the X-WCW Intercontinental Championship this year's tournament
will be for said title!

Now there is a special surpise stipulation that I will annouce on Warzone reguarding what kind of match type will be used, but rest assure these matches will all be one-on-one.

Now the 8 men are:

Justin Sane
Mark Marlin
Bruce Gasner
Mr. America Rocky Davis
Joe Goldstone
"The Young One" Sandy Drake
Greg Barfia
Chris Stephens

Now understand this doesn't mean the order of which you'll be facing each other. One of you eight will be at
Starrcade: Triad the new X-WCW IC Championship.
Now as too Rocky Davis's request for a Hell's Chamber
match the answer is: NO! You might however get to face Joe Goldstone in the tournament."



RD:" Rocky looks at JOHN CROOK and Laughs well boy you just don't know who you are talking too? I am the real deal what I want I get!!!! I said I want him the Hell's chambers match I will have him in this match! As for this IC championship match I will promise you I am going to be the NEXT X-WCW IC champion then I will take you out Joe"
RD:" Rocky tosses the mic down and flips the bird to John and slides out the ring grabs a chair thinks about going back to the ring and smacking John with it then desides to just throw it at him and laughs all the way to his lockerroom
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #26 on: Aug 21st, 2007, 09:33am »

*X-WCW comes back from the commercial break and we see Cole Ryan with Tony Bonito beside him.

CR: "Welcome back to your scheduled X-WCW program, and with me tonight is Tony Bonito. Its been a month already since you and RNR savagely took out Christopher Back, and clearly people here in the X-WCW and the fans are still shocked and appaled by your actions. Do you have anything to say about that incident during the X-Rumble?"

TB looks at CR for a while before he nods and gets the mic.

Bonito:

"Well Cole, I indeed do. I just dont see this coming, Cole, seriously. To me, this is just all bulls***. At the X-Rumble, RNR and myself did a spiritual purging for the X-WCW as he rid them of the evil that was Christopher Back. Now mind you, if you could recall, he was the worst man here in the X-WCW. He was a sick and maniacal man who betrayed close friends, fired numerous people for no apparent reason, and even screwed out a couple of wrestlers from left to right just to get his political gain out of it. During the X-Rumble, Christopher Back in the view of all the X-WCW lockler room fanbase, was nothing more than the biggest asshole they have ever seen. Christopher Back was the sickness of the X-WCW that needed to be taken out, he was like public enemy number one. The night of the X-Rumble, the three of us took him out almost for good, and this happens. Now the sinner that is Chris Back is now somehow a saint to these people..if not an innocent victim. Karl Baller said we went overboard, what a load of poop is that Cole? Remember, it was Christopher Back who always went 'overboard' by booking the X-WCW rosters into physically demanding matches like the 'wargames' or the 'hell's chamber' match. Oh, dont even forget the barbwires instead of ropes inside a triple cage match. Ignavus, you claim were like corrupt politicians? We DESTROYED that politician by the name of Chris Back who often used his political power to hold me down. He is the man who used those ubsurd matches as I said like the "Hell's chamber" and watch or help in the brutal beating of each X-WCW wrestler who entered inside that cage for his own gain...cause lets face it..he was the CEO. He got most of the money from the ratings of the X-WCW and he does less or even nothing while we all toil here day and night getting our bodies beaten until we have to retire due to nagging injuries. Ask people like Flash Stryker, Wrecka, Xille, Depth Charge..and to a little extent..TGO, they have risked their bodies here in the X-WCW and all they got was constant doctor's visits and to this day they are all inactive from the ring..all thanks to Christopher Back's approval of those sick matches he puts here...for the 'sake of the fans'...my ass!"


CR gets the mic and asks

CR: "But dont you think your jumping into conclusions that its all Chris Back's fault that these men are no longer in the X-WCW because of him?"

Bonito:

"Oh...let me think..NO! Sure, they all signed up for the X-WCW knowing it was Xtreme...but not 'Xtremely sadistic working environment'. Its not their fault that they dont have the stamina like I do to run around through the flamming hoops Chris Back or his croonies in the upper levels of X-WCW HQ gives us with these ubsurd rules for the matches. I still want to re-iterate this fact, it was I with the help of RNR who rid the X-WCW of Chris Back. Chris Back, who does nothing but either book us with weird matches that take a toll on us..and he gets most of the money out of it. The Chris Back who goes into the matches of the world champions and screws them out of it. The Chris Back who has the nTo, his little pets, and gives them the advantage over the other talent. All in all, Christopher Back shouldnt be treated here as a victim by that attack in the X-Rumble, he should be treated as a dictator who DESERVED what he got and even more. I wonder how great he felt to recieve all the blood, sweat and tears of the entire X-WCW roster that he so manipulated in its 5 years of existence and get the most of out it while we all got few? I guess he aint feeling so great now huh? I'm through with dealing with the Chris Back issue, I knew what I did and so did RNR. Infact, we should be treated as heroes for saving the X-WCW from a big corrupt monster who'se head was Christopher Back."


CR: "On Warzone, your trio with Rage and Rayne will take on the trifecta that is the current World Champion Otacon, Us Champ Karl Baller and Ignavus. Do you think the odds are stacked against you in this matchup?"

Bonito:

"On the contrary, Cole, its the other way around. Otacon, claims he could have kicked my ass, but as history proves...he never did. I recall our supposed 'final encounter' during 2005...I made him tap out in that submission match. I also recall that in that match with him and his partner Daedelus...I beaten him even though my partner got injured mid-way in the match. Otacon, say all you want, but the record shows that I lead our rivalry with a huge margin over you. The only thing left for you to claim is I never was an X-WCW World Champion. However, that will also be scrapped as soon Otacon, that starp of yours will be mine. At Warzone, you and your two buddies better beware. If Rage and Rayne cant take care of business in the ring, I surely can. I am Tony Bonito, the best damn wrestler in the X-WCW today. This medal aint here for show, its proof, hard earned proof of my trials 7 years ago before going into the X-WCW and making a name for myself. In that 6-man tag match, I aint gonna bleed Otacon, but you better watch out for your own safety cause the possibility is...you might be the one who will bleed. Now Con Man, aint that nito?"


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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #27 on: Aug 25th, 2007, 2:52pm »

IC as JG: "If you want to find me Rocky all you got to do is survive the Lord of the Ring tournament I'll be there
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 4th, 2007, 09:06am »

:cole ryan is backstage waiting for someone:

CR: lets see, who am i.....oh no

SB: hey dude

CR: NO NO NO NO I AM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU

SB: chill dude, i dont have time for you. i have plans. got toget ready for warzone and im meeting a girl for drinks. wish me luck ha ha.

CR: uhhhh

SB: okay fine, real quick, you ask a dumb question, i answer, make fun of you crack a beer and leave. then you mutter somthing you dont think i hear but, i do. now i got to go.

CR: uhhh nice talking to you
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IC as JG: "Rocky Davis get it through that thick skull of yours it's OVER and I won, now you want to fight me in a Hell's Chamber match. Why? I've beaten you in a street fight. I have nothing to prove to you."

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