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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #210 on: Aug 20th, 2008, 7:56pm »

*The lights in the arena dim....the crowd grows silent.....the screen lights up with a image of a man in a lone light praying......rain falls from the ceiling and crashes on the stage.....Save Me by Shinedown begins to blare throughout the speakers.....the crowd watches on as the man lifts his head and lowers his hands but keeps his back to the camera....*

???: And so it begins.....my fate....and my destiny brings me to the world of professional wrestling.....I will spread my word and make sure all is full of knowoledge....

*The man crosses his chest in the shape of a cross. He looks up at a lone cross and spreads his arms wide....the crowd watches on in amazement...*

???: They all will pay. The sinners.....there will be followers....all those who fail to convert....fail to heed my warnign will pay the price....they will answer to me for I am the shepard....

*The man slowly gets to his feet and continues to look forwards as he speaks.*

???: My path leads me to the X-WCW.....I will vanquish all evil. Do gods will....for I am the right hand of god.....all the sin will be kicked out of each sorry individual unworthy to walk god's green earth.....they will all pay.....Let he who is without sin....cast the first stone....my decent has begun....and I will be there in due time....

*The man finally turns to face the camera...*

???: I am Christian Slater.....and I will be there soon.....The lord giveth.....and I taketh away!!

*The man smiles and the video begins to fade away....some thunder clashes throughout the arena....the fans boo and doesn't seem to like the new superstar....the screen fades to black and in red letters the words appear......"The word shall be spread soon"....a cross appears....and it then fades completely to back.*
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #211 on: Aug 21st, 2008, 09:57am »

on Aug 20th, 2008, 7:56pm, Christian Slater wrote:
*The lights in the arena dim....the crowd grows silent.....the screen lights up with a image of a man in a lone light praying......rain falls from the ceiling and crashes on the stage.....Save Me by Shinedown begins to blare throughout the speakers.....the crowd watches on as the man lifts his head and lowers his hands but keeps his back to the camera....*

???: And so it begins.....my fate....and my destiny brings me to the world of professional wrestling.....I will spread my word and make sure all is full of knowoledge....

*The man crosses his chest in the shape of a cross. He looks up at a lone cross and spreads his arms wide....the crowd watches on in amazement...*

???: They all will pay. The sinners.....there will be followers....all those who fail to convert....fail to heed my warnign will pay the price....they will answer to me for I am the shepard....

*The man slowly gets to his feet and continues to look forwards as he speaks.*

???: My path leads me to the X-WCW.....I will vanquish all evil. Do gods will....for I am the right hand of god.....all the sin will be kicked out of each sorry individual unworthy to walk god's green earth.....they will all pay.....Let he who is without sin....cast the first stone....my decent has begun....and I will be there in due time....

*The man finally turns to face the camera...*

???: I am Christian Slater.....and I will be there soon.....The lord giveth.....and I taketh away!!

*The man smiles and the video begins to fade away....some thunder clashes throughout the arena....the fans boo and doesn't seem to like the new superstar....the screen fades to black and in red letters the words appear......"The word shall be spread soon"....a cross appears....and it then fades completely to back.*



IC as John Crook and Tony Bonito:

John Crook and new X-WCW World Champion Tony Bonito are in the office watching the end of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

JC: "What did you think of it?"

TB: I liked it although Kevin Costner can't do an English accent to save his life,and Morgan Freeman is awesome as ever, but I really liked
Christian Slater the guy who played Will Scarlet.
What ever happened to him?

JC: "I hired him as a wrestler!"

TB: "You hired him as a wrestler?

JC: "Yep, I got a DVD of some of his early matches and special promo he sent us."

TB: "Lets see it!

John Crook puts the DVD and they watch after Slater's promo Bonito looks disappointed.

TB: "That's not Christian Slater from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves that's just some second rate jobber.

JC: "There must have been a mistake..."

Suddenly the phone rings and Crook answers it and suddenly his face looes all color.

TB: Now what?!

JC: "It was Back...he's the one that hired this Slater and
that bastard has gotten the restaining order revoked!

TB: I beaten him within an inch of his life he doesn't have the balls to face me again![

JC: "I hope you're right."

OOC: Welocme to the X-WCW Christian Slater!
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #212 on: Aug 21st, 2008, 12:13pm »

OOC: Thanks. I look forward to great things here. I forgot there was a acot with that name. lol. I guess thats why it popped in my head so easy. tongue
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #213 on: Aug 21st, 2008, 1:37pm »

IC as Rocky: *“SUPER BEAST” by ROB ZOMBIE hits the PA
Rocky comes out wearing a new 3 piece suit and his new X-WCW Intercontinental Championship Belt.
The Crowd boos the new champion and all you see is a great Big Smile on Rocky's face.

Well well I did what I said I was going to do now I gotta go against justin who isnt even in the same league as me.

I will show you Justin why I am The new Intercontinental Champ and Lord of the Ring.
On nitro #24 Im gonna beat you to a bloody mess and there will be nothing you can do about it.

It was a fluke that you won the X-WCW Xtreme Championship belt. the only reason you have that belt is that you didnt wrestle me. Im taking you out for good then take your title and put it around the true Champions waist.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #214 on: Aug 21st, 2008, 4:15pm »

Its Not My Time by Three Doors Down starts playing over the PA system as The Young One Dandy Drake comes out dressed in a Lost Graphics t-shirt and a pair of Desiel jeans. He takes a moment to look out at all the fans in attendance before he makes his way down to the ring. Once inside the ring he walks in a circle for a moment before asking one of the stage hands for a mic. After getting the mic he stands in the middle of the ring before lifting the mic up to his lips.
"Well guys, first I gotta say congrats to Mike Magnus, he did it, he beat me fair and square in the middle of the ring at Starrcade, we had a great match at Starrcade and nothing anyone can do to change that, so hats off to him, he was the better man that night and hope he has a good reign as TV Champion, bright future for that guy here, so long as he keeps hitting those Magnus Drivers."

Drake takes a moment to let that all sink in before continuing
"But I think about it, and where does that leave me, I mean what am I gonna do next? There are lots of options for a guy like me, I could do anything right now, challenge any of the current singles champs to a match and see how things go, or I dunno go find someone backstage that give me a wrong look and start kicking his ass, or if all else fails I can find someone who's coherent enough to be my tag team partner, in a place like this.... come on. All Im saying is that for all the chances I have here, what road should I take you know, Im like a kid graduating from high school and wondering where should I go from here college... which college, or maybe go get a job, or take a year off and go travel... do I have enough cash to..... You guys get my point anyways. So where to go what to do and how should I do it, these are questions that plague everyone, and now they plague me."

Sandy slowly brings the mic down before leaving the ring, and walks towards the stage and goes behind the curtains where untold mysteries await.
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« Reply #215 on: Aug 23rd, 2008, 06:34am »

Guitar riffs of "Fury of the storm" blares through the speakers as we go back to the ringside area. A pause comes before the eventual stage pyros set off to continue the said intro music of one Tony Bonito. Bonito comes out of the backstage area and enters ringside dressed in his usual red, white, and blue sports jacket with hood and jogging pants. With the hood on his head, we see the X-WCW World Championship Title wrapped around his waist. He stares on the ground before he eventually takes off his hood and directs his index fingers on the air for the red, white, and blue pyros to shoot up. After the pyrotechnic display, he starts to make his way down the ring.

"I fly above the rest."
"What it takes to be the best."
"I'll burn this whole place down."
"I'll put you in the ground."


TB enters the ring and does his usual spin around the ring before he pats his newly acquired belt. He unbuckles the X-WCW World Championship and goes on to raise it high in the air for the crowd to boo him some more. His music fades and he slings his X-WCW belt over his shoulder and grab the microphone from the ringsdie crew member. While he begins to speak, the chants of "Nito Sucks" starts up at ringside.

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"I have waited for a long time for this to happen. Seriously, ever since I was here in the X-WCW, one of my goals was to be the top man in the X-WCW heirarchy. The belt I have on my shoulder symbolizes that indeed, I..Tony Bonito, have become the #1 wrestler in the X-WCW today. After years of toiling, after years of getting screwed over by Chris Back and friends...it was all damn worth it!"


He pauses while the fans continue to bombard him with boos.

Bonito
"Now I know some, if not most, of you here and at the back think that I didn't get this deservingly. Most of you would tell that Tony Bonito had the help of a certain man named Jack Blade. But I wanna ask you all, did Jack Blade help me up on my feet? Did Jack Blade hold my hands and help me do my signature finisher the Ankle Lock? Did Jack Blade, even raise my hand in victory and helped me to the back? All of those questions could be answered by an ominous 'NO'! All Jack Blade did was to do what he wanted to do and that was to destroy Karl Baller. It wasn't my fault it had to be during the match itself to be honest. Things just have a way of happening themselves. Just because he sorta helped me win the match, it still does not discount the fact that I reached one of my goals here in the X-WCW."


Bonito looks at the stage and points

Bonito
"To anyone backstage that feels that I do no deserve it, you know they are just damn jealous of the fact that Tony Bonito is the top name on the X-WCW pecking order. On Nitro, I will not have any matches for me, but be sure that Tony Bonito and the Revolution would make their presence felt. Now aint that nito?"


With a smile across his lips, Bonito's music fills up the ringside area yet again. He slowly makes his way out of the ring and eventually disappear from ringside.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #216 on: Aug 24th, 2008, 09:41am »

CR: "Cole Ryan here, I'm backstage with the Final Frontier. Guys, at Starcade, you guys lost to RNR..."

AJ: "I'm gonna stop you right there, Cole. The record books will say we lost, but what happened was we got screwed. It's that simple. RNR, we came out here earlier looking for answers. Well we got one. The one I was expecting: cowardice. Plain and simple. Come Nitro, we get our rematch and the tag team titles come home with us. They way it should be."

SFM: "Your evil ways will pass. The bump on my noggin will also go away. That was such a low down dirty trick you two pulled. A temporary gain. It will not last."

AJ: "I don't like losing high profile matches. I don't like being without gold that was in my grasp. You two know we had that match won, and we'll simply finish it the way it should have at Starcade. See you at Nitro boys. And make sure our belts are nice and shiny."

*the two of them walk off.*

CR: "Tag Team title match at Nitro. A rematch from Starcade. I'll look for the tag team champions and get there comments if I can find them. That is, if they're still not celebrating."
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #217 on: Aug 24th, 2008, 8:22pm »

A few minutes later...

Cole Ryan is seen outside the RNR dressing room and had just knocked the door a few times. He looks at the camera man and mutters "C'mon..I think they are still partying since last.." before the door opens. We see R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne wearing their signature RNR t-shirts and blue jeans when CR spins around and does the biggest fake smile in X-WCW history

CR: "Oh uhm...HI GUYS!"

The camera shows the inside of the locker room that has a banner "Congrats R-N-R!" on top of their 50 inch flat screen TV, dozens of confetti on the floor, speakers still blaring out, and some random drunk guy sprawled out on the couch. While the stuff inside the room are shown, a couple of girls in bikini come into the locker room with cleaning items and prepare to clear out the mess. Camera zooms out to show RNR again with a sheepish look towards Cole Ryan.

Rage: "You know..there's a reason why we haven't been calling you for interviews. First is that we don't NEED you and second of all we were still partying a few minutess ago."

Brett shakes his head at Cole Ryan while Rage is shown to have a look of disgust at the interview person.

CR: "But now that both of you ARE available for an interview, we will get a few answers right? Especially what Final Frontier has been demanding?"

Rayne: "Oh and what question is that? About us celebrating our 'cheap win'? Well let me tell you Cole, talk is cheap and they been yappin all week long about it. So when you look at things, its those two losers that are cheap and our party..as you can see...is better compared to their usual 'WERE BUYING PIZZA WHO WANTS TO COME?' gig they often pull out when they do win a match here in the X-WCW. See the party inside? Damn it Cole, we had a huge party over at the playboy mansion a day after the PPV ended."

Rage stops Brett for a while.

Rage; "C'mon now Brett, we need not piss em off more. I mean, they might start crying a river about how a superhero got knocked out by a simple ring bell. Yeah, shows how great they are as a tag team...their 'super hero' doesn't even have super strength...THING ABOUT IT COLE! Final Frontier, as much as can have a 1000+ excuses why they lost, they can't even answer something that has been going on for years. IF they are the best X-WCW tag team, why can't they even figure their way out of a dilema..why can't they even escape the clutches of 'evil' like they could have on Starrcade: Revolution? It's just simple really Cole, they are just pretenders. Just because they had success here in the X-WCW before RNR arrived doesn't mean squat. We set the bar high when we got these title belts...but just like the rest they can't cut it."

Rage pauses and looks at the camera.

Rage: AJ and SFM, you better show up on Nitro, cause it's your last chance. So along the way, you best be prepared or you won't know what's gonna hit you guys..literally. Now clear out of the way, loser."

Rage and Rayne shove CR out of the doorway and closes the RNR locker room door. Inside we could hear Brett saying "hey ladies, clean up..in my pants..heheheh" before the scene fades to black.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #218 on: Aug 31st, 2008, 10:59am »

Hey Justin
Im talking to you boy!
get your little wanna-be extreme
ass out here
I am the Champ and you best
show me the respect I deserve
and get your ass out here
or Im coming back there and
kick your ass so bad that your
mother wont even know who you are.
You know you cant beat me cause Im
better then you, hell im better than any
wrester here in the X-WCW
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #219 on: Sep 3rd, 2008, 3:12pm »

IC: Joe Goldstone appears the X-Tron* with a microphone.

JG: "Rocky Davis, you beat me because I underestimated you and I won't make that mistake again, but if you think just for one damn minute that we're done you are sadly mistaken I will beat you and become the X-WCW Intercontinental Champion and the next time it's me and you I will break you in half!"




*OOC: In WWE they call the giant screen above or next to the stage area, it the Titan-Tron, but here in the X-WCW on Nitro, Doubleshot, and PPVs is called the X-Tron and on Warzone it's called the War-Tron for some reason I can't recall at the moment.
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #220 on: Sep 6th, 2008, 5:09pm »

Well joe haven't you learned
your lesson since our last match.
I beat you all by myself 1,2,3 in
the middle of the ring and now
you want a rematch?
I think you need to go and
find someone else to deal with
cause you had your shot
and lost. now I have to take
on this greenhorn Justin Insane.
I am gonna do to him
what I did to you but Im gonna
put him out of wrestling when
I get my chance, like I will do to
you if you get in my way to a
world championship.
I think you should count your
losses and your good health and
leave me the hell alone.
now Justin what are you CHICKEN
why dont you come out here
and face me
1 on 1. I know you are scared of
me cause you know what Im able
to do and I will
do worse to you when I get a hold
of you in Nitro 24 I will destroy you
and you will be in the hospital for a very
long time.
well I guess Im gonna have to go find
you in the back and cram this fist down
ur throat
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« Reply #221 on: Sep 11th, 2008, 6:21pm »

**The Arena turns dark only leaving a few green lights rotating around the ring area.
"California Vacation" starts pumping troughout the many the speakers in the arena.
2 green headlights turn towards the entrance as Static and Cruel walks out on the ramp each holding a mic.
They walk down the ramp being followed by the green lights. They split up as they approach the ring to enter on each side.
As they enter the ring all lights in the arena turn back on.
Static climbs a turnbuckle and looks out over the crowd.
Jumps back down and walks to the center of the ring
Cruel joins him and they both raise their microphone's ready to speak.**


Static: See dawg.. These people don't know talent when it walks right up on in their face.. **Cruel smiles and shakes his head** Cruel: They'll know soon enough homie.. **He walks up to ropes and leans his arm on the top rope**
Cruel: I quess you people come here to see people beat each other up..? **The crowd starts cheering** "Well guess what peeps.!" **Static walks up to Cruel and interups him.** Static: Shit dawg.. chill.. I said i've got this one..! **He turns towards the entrance** Static: I'm gonna cut all the bullshit to you people in the back.! We're here to make a challenge to anybody who wants a piece of the Westocast's Finest.! And once again.. lets cus the bullshit.. I'm not gonna be standing out here explaining why anyone should come out.. just bring our lame asses out here..

**Static & Cruel line up and await a response..**
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« Reply #222 on: Sep 11th, 2008, 11:47pm »

IC as Rocky: *“SUPER BEAST” by ROB ZOMBIE hits the PA
Rocky comes out wearing a new 3 piece suit and his new X-WCW Intercontinental Championship Belt.
The Crowd boos the new champion

Boys I think you two need to shut your mouth and listen to me! Do you know who I am? As you can see ("Rocky holds up his IC title) I am the champ and you two little boys are not even good enough to wipe the sweat off my brow, You com out here talking sh*t well boys I know two guys who will shut you two up
"FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN plays and out comes mike and mark daniels aka LOST BOYS"
I think you two boys need to leave our ring and get out fast before I send these two over there to put you out !!!
" mike gets the mic from Rocky"
Boys you heard him get out now! as CARNAGE INC walks tward the ring:
If I was you I would do it real quickly before Carnage Inc destroys you two punks

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« Reply #223 on: Sep 12th, 2008, 05:01am »

**Static walks up the rope with a ice cold look on his face staring striaght at the approaching enemies. Cruel quickly slides out the and fetches two baseball bats which he brings back into the ring.
He hands one to Static and gets ready himself. Static raises the microphone to his lips**


Static: You might pick the game suckers.. but i change the rules.! **He takes a quick look at Cruel, they nod and Static turns his head back towards Rocky and Carnage INC.**

Static: Bring your soon to be sorry a**es in here.!
**They both take a few steps back and gets ready for action**
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xx Re: The X-WCW Trash-Talking thread part 5
« Reply #224 on: Sep 25th, 2008, 5:38pm »

?: "Well, well, well..."

To the surprise of many, the barely-there figure of Judge Death has appeared on the stage. It's unclear as to whether he walked out from backstage or just teleported in from...well, from wherever creepy zombie cops hang around.

JD: "I had ffeared thhat, in my abssencce, thhe lawbreakerss off thhiss company would grow to ssuch numberss thhat thhe only posssible ssolution would be thhe nuclear ssolution. Howevver, I am relievved to ffind thhat, ffor thhe mosst part, thhingss havve not changed. Exxccept, off coursse..."

Death gestures broadly to the events unfolding in the ring.

JD: "Anothher imbeccile now ssuffferss ffrom delussionss off grandeur affter sseizzing one off thhesse gilded pant-ssupporterss you all sseem sso ffond off. R-A - exxcusse me, I do mean, Rocky - allow me to be blunt; thhough your in-ring ability may be greater thhan I havve evver believved, you lack thhe sstrengthh off will to hold thhat title. Ssspeaking ass ssomeone who has held ssuch an accolade on ssevveral occassionss, I know thhe terrible truthh off thheir nature...thhe sswelling off thhe ego, thhe belieff in one'ss own deity, thhe inability to ssee thhe coming pit until you ffall into it - ssuch iss thhe champion'ss cursse. Only a rare ffew could posssibly hope to ressisst it - and you are not amongsst thhat ffew. Ssso, ssolely ffor thhe ssake off your wellbeing, I am fforcced to - "

The judge is cut off by somebody else's music. That 'somebody else' struts out from backstage a moment later, microphone in hand, bearing a killer set of curves and a very smug expression.

?: "Y'know, I used to think that - oh, hold on...I'm forgetting something."

She taps her lower lip in exaggerated thought. Death appears to be having some sort of problem with his mic - he's chewing on it.

?: "Oh yeah - introduction. That might help. So anyway, the name's Samantha Valiant. And pretty soon now, I'll own you..."

Her sweeping hand covers the entire arena.

SV: "And everyone you love. But all great empires start small, and - ha! - you can't get much smaller than what I see before me right now. I mean, seriously - Carnage Incorporated? How the hell'd you get funding for that? I can imagine you in the bank, in fact - "

Samantha alternates between a prissy, proper voice and a daft monster growl for the next exchange.

SV: "'So, sir, what's the name of your new business venture?' 'CARRRNAGGGGEEE!' 'Uh-huh, and what will you be making?' 'CARRRNAGGGGEEE!' 'Aaaannnd...is your wife a whore?' 'CAAAAAAAARRRNNNNAAAAAAGGGEEEE!'"

So hard does Samantha laugh, she actually doubles over, and has to pause before continuing.

SV: "Hehehe...and what else do we have? Oh look, it's some gangstas! How hip! How 'edgy'! Such a shame you're a good, ooh, five years behind the times, give or take. Get with the program, guys - rappers have to have sex appeal these days. You don't. It's a minor miracle you still have jobs here - "

JD: "Exxcusse me, I got here ffirsst!"

SV: "Then you leave first, too. Preferably now, because, not to be too blunt, you stink."

JD: "HEY! I am ssenssitivve about my bodily odour! I do try to maintain - wait a minute..."

Death looks at Samantha oddly.

JD: "Did I not kill you? I disstinctly remember tearing your sstill-beating heart ffrom your ribcage and sswallowing it whole."

SV: "Ah, yeah, that - that was never shown on TV, so it doesn't count."

JD: "But - "

SV: "Doesn't count."

Samantha mouths "Kayfabe" and makes a cutting motion with her free hand. And on that in-joke which nobody except me will understand, it's time to hear what our other competitors have to say...
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