Board Logo
« X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread) »

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.
Jan 17th, 2018, 03:14am



« Previous Topic | Next Topic »
Pages: 1 2 3 4  Notify Send Topic Print
 stickylock  Author  Topic: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)  (Read 3634 times)
Karl Baller
Moderator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar



AIM
PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 960
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #45 on: Jun 21st, 2008, 3:00pm »

The video package for X-WCW Byte This! plays and Cole Ryan is shown standing infront of his desk. He is in the same studio as he was the last couple of interviews, but this time the fans can see a dell lap-top on his desk. Cole Ryan is wearing an orange casual shirt, black slack pants and black shoes(who the hell wears those anymore...).

CR: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of X-WCW Byte This! I'm your host, Cole Ryan and today we will have a live interview with the X-WCW World champion...Karl Baller! Yup, Da K.I.D. is in the house today and I am going to ask him some questions and find out whats going through his head as Starrcade Revolution draws near. If we have time, i'll take some calls in and find out what is going on from the fans as well. Anyway, lets bring out Da KID!!"

"Hate It Or Love It" by The Game and 50 Cent hits the speakers and Karl Baller comes into the camera view. KB is sporting a Large Boston Celtics 2008 NBA champions shirt, some fit jeans pulled down some, grey and green Nike Air max's, and some white sun glasses. Da Kid has his X-WCW World title on his left shoulder and his 2NLW Scion Title on his other one. He shakes hands with the host, Cole Ryan and sits down.

CR: "Well Karl, your blingy today, whats going on?

KB: "Yeah got a couple title belts on me today. Its all good though, i'm chillin. Whats been good with you though ol head?"

CR: "Oh you know me man, just running Byte This! and making it the best show on the internet."

KB: "Word word I can dig it. I bet money that this show is da most watched program on da internet today."

CR: "I wouldn't say that now, better yet your correct. Just as long as RNR don't do their thing weekly."

KB: "Yeah, you'll lose ratings from that one."

After the two share a chuckle, CR starts off the interview.

CR: "So champ, the last time we spoke to you, you had just won the X-Rumble and were the number one contender to the X-WCW world title. Now if you would agree with me, a lot of things have changed drastically since then. How do you feel about that."

KB: "Well, like I said on The Young Zone, I don't think its fair at all. I earned my shot at the X-WCW World championship in the main event of X-WCW'S biggest show, Starrcade. I was completely cheated out of that chance you know? I signed a contract and everything, and since Chris Back got taken out, Crook took over and nulled da contract...then forced me to either face Otacon, who was da champ at da time, at Warzone RIGHT after he just got his a*s beat by two other people or be fired."

CR: "This happend at Warzone #33 if you guys are lost by the way. Anyway, you were prepared to get fired and not have a job?"

KB: "Naw, I got two other jobs. Hell, you can take a look on my right shoulder and see proof for one of em you dig? See i'm getting checks from wrestling in BCW & 2NLW, so that me being unemployed was just talk from Crook. Da ONLY reason I didn't quit was because of Otacon. I love competing here, and he knew that. He challenged me and I took it up, everytime I see da bull I give him props for doing what he did you know? Honestly, I don't know what Crook's problem is in da first place. I won da X-Rumble, I was da #1 conteder to da X-WCW World title not that lap dance giving loser Tony Bonito and yet kept on getting shots at da title. All I wanted was my main event at Starrcade against da champ and he f'd that up for nothing."

CR: "What do you mean by that Karl?"

KB: "You already know Cole. You been watching everything that goes down. Da dude has had "Revolution" attack me every five seconds. He had me thrown off of my game when I went up against Sean Byrne and I lost my United States championship. He even came after me RIGHT after da match even though those pussies had no claim to be even near ringside. I mean even after I won da X-WCW world title, they still had it for me. Like come on now, da very next show I had to defend da title against Tony Bonito and if I lost was fired? Heh...at least I showed Bonito who da REAL most talented wrestler was."

CR: "Sounds like you've been going through a lot on your road to Starrcade: Revolution."

KB: "You d**n skippy man. Its been a zoo out there, but i'ma prove to you at Starrcade that i'm da zoo keeper and that is real."

CR: "Another question I have to ask. When you won the world title, you wouldn't be seen with it anywhere near you, now you wear it all around the arena. What is going on with that?"

KB: "Well, Bonito got into my head, that is one thing i'll give him there. He had me run around with da feeling that I stole da world title and didn't deserve it. After I won it, he even came out and dissed me because I "stole da title"...even though this was probally his plan in da first place. So I believed him 100%, till I defended it against him and pinned him clean 1...2...3. Right after da match, I spoke with Otacon and he told me to cheer up. He said that after all da backstage attacks, all da mind games and all da crazy circumstances I was put under, I survived. That gives you da heart of a champion."

CR: "This match is going to be one of the most barbaric matches X-WCW has ever seen. What have you done to get ready for it?"

KB: "I got the Vendetta II DVD like I said before. I have watched the Rage In A Cage match about a hundred times now. I got some ideas and strategies for it."

CR: "But as they say, its nothing like the real thing.."

KB cuts him off

KB: "Well i'll make it look like I was in da first one. This DVD and the training that I do every day will have to be enough."

CR: "Ok, anyway, Tony Bonito seems like the most sought after guy in this match. For example, Cane Deathscream said that he is here only for Tony Bonito. Tony has no Revolution members in this cage for back-up, do you think that is in your favor?"

KB: "Yes and no Cole. Yes because there is no way his punk a*s can hide, but no because its still five others out there who want this title. Like that bulls**t Cane Deathscream runs around screaming. He coulda easily waited to get Bonito one on one, but he got himself in here. He really has no claim to this title at all, and he better stay out my way or I will put in a coma right next to his boss. Like I said, he wants a piece of Bonito, thats fine, but once Bonito is through he better forfeit the match and don't look my way, cause I will knock him off his."

CR: "Cane Deathscream is a legend in the X-WCW. He never got his rematch for the X-WCW world title in the fir-"

Karl cuts Cole Ryan off again.

KB: "Legend? Look man, he can take this how he wants it, da dude isn't a legend. What da hell has he done to make him legendary? Huh Cole? I heard Sandy Drake call him a legend too, and I still don't get why. ALL he did was win da X-WCW TV title once, and win da X-WCW World title thanks to a disqualification against some dumb dickhead that is a tag team specalist. I been in da business years later than his old a*s and I have accomplished a hell of a lot more than he did."

KB: "Andrew Radon, i'm just gonna tear through him limb from limb. He made a death wish when he bought his minimum wage making carcus up in here, now i'ma finish his career for good. Ignavus and Otacon, they two homies in da cage with me. They want the title just as much as I do though and only one of us can walk out with it...and that will be me. You already know about the Bonito so i'ma leave it at that."

CR: "Speaking of leaving it at that, this is all we have time for. Ladies and gentlemen, i'm sorry I couldn't get any phone calls, but next time i'll try my best to get it done for you. Karl, thanks for coming here and talking with us."

KB: "No problem. Oh yeah, to my fans...and even my haters. Take a look at this X-WCW World title."

He pulls his championship off of his shoulder and puts it in front of the camera so it can see the name plate.

KB: "You see da Karl Baller plate. Its gonna be there after Starrcade, and everything else for that matter. Cause da truth and nothing less...ain't nooobooody seeeeeeeeeeeiiing daaaaaaaa kiiiiiiiiiiid!!!!!"

CR: "There you have it, the champ has spoken. As we get to Starrcade Revolution, will he be the champion walking out. Will one of the other five competitors realize their dream? We will find out soon enough folks. This is Cole Ryan signing off."

The credits roll as Karl Baller and Cole Ryan shake hands. KB then leaves the set and the scene goes black.
User IP Logged

User Image
Karl Baller:
X-WCW World Champion (1)
X-WCW United States Champion (1)
X-WCW Tag-Team Champion w/TGO (1)
X-WCW Hardcore Champion (45)

Christian Slater
Rookie
Image


member is offline

Avatar

"The lord giveth...and I taketh away!"


PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 5
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #46 on: Aug 22nd, 2008, 05:11am »

*The camera opens up in a secluded room where Christian Slater sits in a chair with his hands in a praying manner. He looks at the camera with dark circles under his eyes as if he has went days without sleep. In the chair beside him sits Cole Ryan with a smile on his face.*

CR: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of X-WCW Byte This! I'm Cole Ryan along with the newest accusition of X-WCW, Christian Slater. Christian, thank you for joining us.

*Christian takes his eyes off the camera for a moment and looks towards Cole's direction with a cold stare as he mouths his response.*

Slater: It is god's will my child. Faith has brought us together.

*Cole looks a bit confused and nods his head. He shakes it off and looks down at his cue cards to continue.*

CR: So Christian, from what I can gather you have not been in the professional wrestling scene for long but the short time that you have been you have made quite a impact. Obviously big enough to score you a deal with this company. What made you to decide to pursue this career?

*Christian smirks a bit and turns his gaze back to the camera so all know that he is directing his response to the world.*

Slater: The good lord spoke to me. He told me to follow in a quest in the professional wrestling world. For I am the right hand of god. I do god's dirty work. I soil my hands for him out of praise. And he told me to spread his message. To put the fear of god into each individual walking the earth. So what better way than to target a mainstream sport that is growing? While these pathetic worms sit at home and watch this show, I can spread the word that they should be watching and on the same matter, rid the world of those who are undeserving of gods gift of life.

*Cole looks shocked by the response but continues as planned.*

CR: Well I am sure one question that is on everyone's mind is when we will get to see you in action in a X-WCW ring?

*Christian adjusts himself in his chair and props his elbow on his knee. He leans forward into his seat building anticipation for the answer.*

Slater: When the time is right. Patience is the sole key to success. You must pick your spots. The good lord takes his time with many things but they are always done right. I plan to do the same. I shall sit back and examine this company and "scout" as you will for followers and seek those you need the word of god put in them the most.

*Christian decides to get off the cards and sets them under him. He folds his hands and looks at Christian who is showing no notice to him.*

CR: Now my question is Christian, what exactly are you going to do when you are laughed at for your "message"? What will you do when those that you try to "cleanse" deny your help?

*Christian forces another smirk from his lips. It quickly wipes away though and Slater looks down at the ground with a look of anger as he responds.*

Slater: Then, I will use the skill that god blessed me with. My gift of combat. I have yet to be defeated. And I don't see it happening anytime soon. True, I may find one who makes me fall. But I can guarentee my voice and my message will be heard. Or I will kick it down their throat.

*Cole wipes his mouth and gulps a bit. He licks his lips and tries to study the man sitting next to him. He begins to mouth another question but is cut off by the new X-WCW superstar.*

Slater: You see, unlike others, I am not in this business for the gold, the power, the women. Those are all sins in my eyes and I refuse all of them. There is nothing to be said. All of this is pointless. I will let my actions speak for themselves.

*Christian stands from his seat and looks down at Cole who leans back in his seat with a look of fear.*

CR: Like I said, when are you going to do that?

*Christian smiles and leaves it on his face as he responds.*

Slater: Like I said, when the time is right.

*Christian continues to look down at Cole with a smile. He then throws his leg up and nails the camera with a superkick. The camera falls over and goes to static.*


OOC: Feel free to leave comments. Was that ok?
User IP Logged

Karl Baller
Moderator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar



AIM
PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 960
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #47 on: Aug 22nd, 2008, 09:45am »

OOC: Very good man. You got skills, I HOPE you stay here we need some talented new guys here. Welcome to X-WCW my friend.
User IP Logged

User Image
Karl Baller:
X-WCW World Champion (1)
X-WCW United States Champion (1)
X-WCW Tag-Team Champion w/TGO (1)
X-WCW Hardcore Champion (45)

D-Extreme
Administrator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar

The Xtreme One


PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 3074
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #48 on: Oct 16th, 2008, 9:05pm »

THE FIVE STAR REVIEW


The screen comes back on with R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne sitting on their respective director's chairs while the R-N-R logo on the hills is put on as their backdrop for the show. Suede's "Filmstar" is head blaring in the background while the two are still sitting there looking relaxed.

Rage: "Welcome again to the latest addition to the X-WCW.com, RNR's Five Star Review. This is R.E. Rage and I singlehandedly popped 99 red balloons with a single needle, simultaneously.

Brett: "And I am The Playboy...Brett Rayne *grins*"

Rage: "Today, we will talk to one of the X-WCW's most promising young stars to date. Tommy "Fight King" Capello. Hey Tommy, this is Rage and Rayne speaking from you in the X-WCW studios, can you hear us?"

The scene transfers to R.E. Rage himself wearing a wig and a Gi. All in all he looks like a poorly dressed impersonation of Tommy Capello while a backdrop of a dojo is right behind him.

TC/Rage: "Not only can I hear you Rage, I have the urge to FIGHT YOU AGAIN!" *performs the crane stance* "HOOOOAAAAH!!"

The scene goes back to the studio where a baffled Brett Rayne shakes his head while Rage looks calm while he sits on his chair.

Rage: "I like your enthusiasm kid, but I'm here to talk to you, not to kick your ass from pillar to post again."

We go back to where "Tommy Capello" is and we see him scratching his head.

TC/Rage: “Really? Well that’s nice to hear I guess, I’ve had enough of my ass getting pounded from the past few shows.”

Back at the studios, Brett and Rage have a ‘what the f***’ expression etched on both of their faces and Brett shakes his head.

Brett: “Ok, I will IMAGINE I never heard that. So Tommy-boy, tell us, how is it being in the X-WCW?”

TC/Rage: “Oh great, just great. I mean, everytime I call out people to kick my ass..er..fight with me, I always get my answers. First it was Rage, now it will be the US champion Sean Bryne..”

Rage: “Don’t you mean BY-rne?”

TC/Rage: “Yeah..BRYNE!”

Rage: *facepalms* “Well I’m glad to have serviced you and kicked your ass so hard you wanted more. That’s how Xtreme people should be here in the X-WCW in the first place. So, if you were to lose again on Nitro? Will you leave the X-WCW?”

TC/Rage: “Leave? Well I do have options in MMA or opening up this broken down dojo behind me. But I guess I’ll also get my ass kicked in MMA and maybe a bad teacher to the children. So..HELL NO I WONT DO MMA! I WONT PUT UP MY OWN DOJO, AND I WILL LEAVE!”

Rage: “You wont do both, but you will leave?”

TC/Rage: “I mean…I WONT LEAVE! I’m staying in the X-WCW! I know for sure I’ll win against people who will accept my challenge!!!”

“Tommy” does some karate kicks in the background and eventually slips over something he stepped on before we go back to the studios. We see Brett Rayne laughing while Rage has a raised eyebrow. All of a sudden, their music hits yet again.

Rage: “I’m sorry, but that’s all the time that we have for today.”

Brett: “Remember kids, in life, there are people that win *points to himself and Rage* and people who are just too stupid not to win…”

We see a picture of Tommy Capello before the ‘LOSER’ stamp is placed on it. The screen comes back to the studios.

Rage: “We are your X-WCW Tag Team Champions.”

Brett: “Don’t hate, JUST ENVY!”
« Last Edit: Oct 16th, 2008, 9:06pm by D-Extreme » User IP Logged

X-WCW presents: Ground Zero IV: The Return
User Image
D-Extreme
Administrator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar

The Xtreme One


PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 3074
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #49 on: Dec 23rd, 2008, 04:59am »

THE FIVE STAR REVIEW


The screen comes back on with R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne sitting on their respective director's chairs while the R-N-R logo on the hills is put on as their backdrop for the show. Suede's "Filmstar" is head blaring in the background while the two are still sitting there looking relaxed. R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne, feeling the X-Mas spirit are both wearing Santa hats while they are wearing red coats that reveal most of their upper body region and black pants.

Rage: "Welcome to another edition of RNR's Five Star Review. I am R.E. Rage, and what I want for Christmas is 2 more of this…*points to his 6-pack*”
Brett: "And I am The Holiday Playboy...Brett Rayne"

Rage: "As you may all know, Christmas is just days away and we here at the Five Star Review gave a couple of questions to some select X-WCW superstars and even staff members on what they will do on this festive holiday."

The scene transfers to a set where we see a snowy background and a snowman in winter attire. With the backdrop fully explained, we see X-WCW IC champion Real American. However, when we look closely, it’s just actually R.E. Rage wearing a poor mullet and a blatantly fake beard.

Rage/RA: “Hehehe..well what I wanna do for Christmas is sit back in my house and play kiss under the mistletoe with Mike and Mark Daniels. Hehehehe. As the IC champion, I know how to celebrate!”

We go back to the studio and a perplexed RNR just look at each other before they collectively react to the comment.

Rage and Rayne: “EEEEWWWW…”

Rayne: “Anyway, we also have other fellow X-WCW superstars to tell us about their X-Mas plans.”

We see the familiar backdrop yet again, but this time it’s Malibu Mark Marlin. This time, it’s the REAL Mark Marlin compared to Rocky Davis a few seconds earlier.

MM: “You see brothers, Malibu Mark doesn’t dig Christmas cause it’s not all fun under the sun thanks to all the darn snow. Mark Marlin digs the heat, the sun, the surf, brother and if he doesn’t get them all he’s gonna make that big fat headed Santa brin-”

The footage is cut off and we go back to Rage and Rayne shaking their heads collectively while Rage rolls his eyes.

Rayne: “Blah, blah blah blah…look at me, I’m Malibu Mark Marlin, I don’t dig the winter season cause I can’t get natural tanning for my skin.”

Rage: “I guess all he wants for Christmas would be some spray on tan lotion. We told you guys we got staff members saying their plans for the holidays so without further ado, Cole Ryan.”

We go back to the same snowy backdrop area and we see Cole Ryan wearing his standard X-WCW t-shirt.

CR: “Well for me, Christmas means the time for me to go celebrate it with my parents at their house. We just have a lovely dinner of turkey, and maybe some chicken pot pie. After dinner, we open our presents at 12 midnight, Christmas day that is. Nothing gets me in more into the jolly x-mas spirit than that.”

We go back to the studios and Rage is face palming already.

Rage: “Man. Talk about a lame Christmas plan. No wonder he never gets the ladies.”
Rayne: “Well if you think the first three people are boring, you won’t think of them anymore after this one. Ladies and gentlemen…BLACKBIRD!”

We see the same snowy background with BLACKBIRD

BB: “WHAT I Want 2 Do this X-mas is to get back 2 the ring and wrestle for X-WCW. Thing is, they never returned my calls until RNR called me in for this X-Mas special. They said I’mma get sum free food after this…so MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!!! YAY!”

The scene goes back to the studio where Rage gives Brett and odd look.

Rage: “You brought him to the set and gave him free food?! What the hell man?!”
Rayne: “Hey, the free food was just a couple of beef jerky strips and a turkey drumstick.”
Rage: “Oh well, thankfully we WON’T see him in any future X-WCW events right?”
Rayne: “Well…uhm..”
Rage: “Did you also guarantee him to appear in an X-WCW show?”
Rayne: “Spirit of X-Mas, Rage.”
Rage: “Great. So what did he get?”
Rayne: “A ringside seat to the next show, Warzone.”
Rage: “Could be worse, him wrestling again. Anyways…since these people told YOU, the viewing audience their plans for X-Mas, its RNR’s turn to do so.”

We hear some instrumental version of “Jingle Bells” while the background behind them transforms into Santa’s Village.

Rage: “What RNR wants for Christmas is…some title gold. Final Frontier, on Warzone, we will get back our titles from you and snatch it up the rafters like our x-mas gifts floating from mid-air.”
Rayne: “What RNR wants for Christmas is, more ladies to join their nightly entourage in the streets where we hit the finest clubs, bars, and discos around the world. Not only that, but after the club, we got straight into our limousine and ride back to the Ritz, the Hilton, or even at your nearby holiday inn.”

Both grin before we hear Rage saying.

Rage: “But what we REALLY want for Christmas this year is to be known as the best X-WCW Tag team…”

Their music hits yet again and it’s time for them to leave

Rage: “Sadly, that’s all the time we have. So remember, there are people who win some, and those who lose some. We are the best tag team champions in recent history.”
Brett: “Don’t hate, JUST ENVY!”
« Last Edit: Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:01am by D-Extreme » User IP Logged

X-WCW presents: Ground Zero IV: The Return
User Image
Autobot Jazz
Moderator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar




Homepage PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 571
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #50 on: Jan 6th, 2009, 10:41pm »

OOC: D-Ex, you're Dirt Sheet parody forced me to do this.

*some generic nerdy techno music plays. Eventually the scene show what looks like bobble head versions of Final Frontier bobbing to the music. The scene changes and a logo appears on the screen. The logo says "Nerd Up"*

AJ: "Boys and girls welcome to the first edition of Nerd Up. We're the Final Frontier aka..."

SFM: "Geek Chic"

AJ: "aka..."

SFM: "Pwnus Maximus"

AJ: "aka..."

SFM: "The Smashers of Noobs. Educate the good citizens, AJ."

AJ: "It's time for a little vocabulary lesson. Today's word is..."

*the scene changes to sihlouettes of the two.*

AJ: "Po..."

SFM: "...sers"

Both: "Posers"

*scene changes to hot chick in a school girl outfit (she has glasses. Hot nerd girl with glasses) and a chalkboard.*

Nerd Girl: "Posers: those who pretend to be something their not. RNR."

AJ: "Now you see, RNR epitomizes the definiton of posers. Sci, did you see those completely tacky belts they came out with pretending to be champions?"

SFM: "And I thought the tie I wore to the annual Christmas tie was pretty tacky."

AJ: "Now that tie was cool. There's a difference between delightfuly tacky and just plain ugly."

SFM: "You got a point there. AJ, I just seem to think I've seen those Too Hot for Tv Belts before."

AJ: "I know where."

*In the corner, all news style a picture of appears of Maryse and Michelle McCool wearing the Divas title appear, only in this version, the heads of Rage and Rayne are photoshopped on the bodies of the divas.*

SFM: "I thought those looked familiar."

AJ: "Well that's all the time we have for today's edition of Nerd Up. We'll see you next time."
User IP Logged

User Image
http://www.geekworldordersite.com
D-Extreme
Administrator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar

The Xtreme One


PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 3074
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #51 on: Jan 7th, 2009, 4:59pm »

THE FIVE STAR REVIEW


The screen comes back on with R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne sitting on their respective director's chairs while the R-N-R logo on the hills is put on as their backdrop for the show. Suede's "Filmstar" is heard in the background while we see both members of RNR wearing the new RNR shirts (now available at xwcwshop.com) and with their customized THFTV Titles.

Rage: "Welcome to another edition of RNR's Five Star Review. I am R.E. Rage, and I lament the fact that Rocky Davis does not know what the hell he gotten into for Doubleshot”
Brett: "And I am THE playboy, Brett Rayne"
Rage: "Wanna know something Brett my buddy, my pal? Just a couple of days ago, we saw the LATEST show put up in the X-WCW.com's exclusives series...nerd up. So let's see how many hits they have had."
Brett: "Put up the hit-o-meter!"

We see a meter with Final Frontier on one side with their box while RNR is on the other.

Brett: "The hit-o-meter has collected the first day results of both Nerd Up's first video and the Five Star Review's first day result for it's first episode as well. So let's get it started then! Our show logged in a record-breaking 10,000 hits in a span of one day."

The number 10,000 flashes on RNR's side with a *TING* sound. Before Rage speaks this time.

Rage: "Nerd Up, for it's first day got.....10 HITS!"

Both have a huge grin while the *ting*-ing sound plays again while the 10 goes over to Final Frontier's side. A couple of seconds later, the 'hit-o-meter' disappears and both men nod.

Rage: "For more information of this unfabricated fact, you can always e-mail those fat losers here who we call the webmasters at xwcwstaff@xwcw.com."
Brett: "So, Rage, tell me something will ya?"
Rage: "Tell ya what buddy?"
Brett: "Tell me why only 10 people, Peewee Herman included, logged into Nerd Up?"
Rage: "Cause seemingly that's the total geek population stupid enough to actually be Final Frontier fans as well. Or maybe the irony of them calling us posers while we have..."

A supersized picture of Scifi Man posing on the top turnbuckle with his complete superhero attire.

Rage: "So remember folks, when people like THIS..*points to the super-imposed SFM picture* call you posers, you know you shouldnt worry cause they just don't see they are worse than you are. Sorry guys, try again next episode, unless x-wcw.com cancels your underperforming Nerd Up segment."

The SFM picture disappears while Brett grins

Brett: "Yeah, and nice work boys, that's the worse photoshop edit I seen in ages. I thought nerds like you two can actually be compitent when it comes to computers? I guess not. Nerd Up has to be X-WCW's least funded show to date. I mean, who has an intro song that resembles the "zoltan" theme from Dude Where's My Car? Well Rage? Where?"
Rage: "I have no idea, Brett. One thing was sure, after the airing of that segment, one personel from the x-wcw was fired for approving and greenlighting that poor excuse of a show. Well, if he or she wasnt, then they should be."

Their music hits once again.

Brett: "Well, that is all the time we have. We are the best X-WCW tag team champions to date and we are just too hot for television as well...
Rage: "So don't hate..JUST ENVY!
User IP Logged

X-WCW presents: Ground Zero IV: The Return
User Image
Karl Baller
Moderator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar



AIM
PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 960
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #52 on: Mar 2nd, 2009, 6:58pm »

The opening credits to X-WCW Byte This! rolls and Cole Ryan is seen sitting down at his desk. Cole has on a very nice dress shirt and pants combo with casual black shoes.

CR: "We have been on a hiatus ladies and gents, but welcome back to X-WCW Byte This! I am your host Cole Ryan, and I am good to be back online. Anyway, today I am going to have an interview with two special guests. These two superstars are brothers that were re-united the the show after Starrcade Revolution and put on a good show for the fans. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Baller Boyz!"

"Hate It Or Love It" is played by the sound team and the two brothers come onto the set live. Karl Baller is wearing a short sleeve black aeropostle skulll t-shirt with a white thermal under it, blue jeans and black timberlands. His brother CJ has on a baby blue Company 81 light hoodie on, with blue jeans and butter timberlands. The two shake hands with CR before they take a seat.

CR: "Here are the Baller brothers. Of course you all know Karl Baller he is a regular on this show. How's it going man?"

KB: "I been good man. On a mission to get that X-WCW World title that was stolen from me back, but I been good."

CR: "And you big brother?"

CJ smirks

CJ: "Peachy."

KB: "Peachy though? Da hell man? Come on dog!" *chuckles*

CR: "Haha. Alright guys, now that the introductions are out of the way, lets get down to business. At Warzone 36, it will be you two vs. Powermaster Prime & John Crook. Whats going through your heads for this one, KB you go first."

Karl Baller laughs a little bit while his brother smirks and shakes his head.

KB: "Are you serious Cole? I'm going up against some never-been tag team specalist and some dude thats older than my great great great great great great great grandfather. I ain't even taking this seriously, like real rap I would destroy both of those two by myself while i'm sleep. Both of those d***heads combined can't even hope to compare to what I did in this business you dig me?"

CR: "Yup, loud and clear. How about you CJ?"

CJ: "I'm going to keep it funky fresh with you guys. It is going to be a massacare for Revolution, the fans will have never seen a beat down as bad as we are going to give those two at Warzone. I got eliminated first on Nitro and i'm real mad about that. It seem like grandma Time is going to have to feeel da frustration when I pound his...my bad HER b***h a*s into da ground."

CR: "Any strategies going tinto the match?"

KB: "Hell naw! I told you, we ain't even going to break a sweat with those two suckas. We know how to be a great tag-team, we gonna prove it when Powermaster and John Crook get in da ring with us. That is for real."

CR: "Alright, now that that is out of the way, you two know that Ground Zero IV is coming. Now if you two didn't know, CJ is also in the ladder match that you were able to get yourself into by not losing the triple threat street fight. How do you guys feel, will you two break up from fighting each other?"

CJ: "No, not our style. No matter which one of us wins, it doesn't matter we'll definately give it our all that is for sure."

KB: "Its that simple, Crook f'd up and gave me a shot at being number 1 contender. Now all I gotta do is beat 11 other dudes, its gonna be tough...ESPECIALLY when this dude is in it." Karl Baller points at his brother. KB: "You know i'ma whip ya a*s right?"

CJ: "Yeah ok, keep dreaming that dumb bull to your self."

KB smirks. KB: "After I get my #1 contender ship, it doesn't matter who da X-WCW champ is. Rather it be Tony Baldito, John Crook, or one of them dumb a*s team P.U dudes I keep hearing about, I am going to regain that title whenever I can cash my title shot, thats da truth and nothing less."

CR: "We-...whoa, looks like its time to go people. This was a short episode souly because of the multiple stops we must make. Next time though, we are back to regular. This is Cole Ryan saying...see ya later on Byte This!"

User IP Logged

User Image
Karl Baller:
X-WCW World Champion (1)
X-WCW United States Champion (1)
X-WCW Tag-Team Champion w/TGO (1)
X-WCW Hardcore Champion (45)

D-Extreme
Administrator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar

The Xtreme One


PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 3074
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #53 on: Mar 12th, 2009, 07:53am »

THE FIVE STAR REVIEW


Thank you for loggin in. We now see R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne sitting on their respective director's chairs while the R-N-R logo on the hills is put on as their backdrop for the show. Suede's "Filmstar" is heard in the background while we see both members of RNR wearing their customized THFTV Titles.

Rage: "After a 2 monthy hiatus, we welcome you to RNR's Five Star Review. I am R.E. Rage, and I was one of the fortunate few to see the end of the world through 3-D glasses”
Brett: "And I am YOUR playboy, Brett Rayne"
Rage: "Today we have a special segment called: If they mated. In lieu of the soon to be wedded Rocky Davis and Aries..."
Brett: "YUCK!"

Rage looks at Rayne before he shakes his head.

Rage: "C'mon, be nice to the couple. In lieu of the soon to be wedded Rocky Davis and Aries...me and Brett put on this segment to see the results of X-WCW's hottest couples in the past and present. Let's start off with a classic shall we?"
Brett: "Yes! First off we have the nTo's power-couple of Chris "Cyberstrike" Back and D-Extreme...and their baby may look like..."

User Image

Brett: "AH! It really takes up to D-Extreme doesn't it? Drunk and out of a job...a bit like Back cause he's a loser."
Rage: "No truer words have been said Brett. Next up we got our tag team champions Final Frontier and if they mated..."

User Image

Rage: "Nerd up? Nerd up indeed"
Brett: "HAH! The lil' boy will grow up like the two of them..VIRGINS!!! Now let's see the love child of Aries and Rocky Davis"

User Image

Rage: "Now that's just creepy, cooky, mysterious and spooky..*snaps his fingers twice* Well that's all the time we have for today cause in life there are people who are hot like us...and there are clearly people that dont."
Brett: "We are the best X-WCW tag team in recent hitory. So don't hate...JUST ENVY!"
User IP Logged

X-WCW presents: Ground Zero IV: The Return
User Image
Karl Baller
Moderator
ImageImageImageImageImage


member is offline

Avatar



AIM
PM

Gender: Male
Posts: 960
xx Re: X-WCW Byte This! (The Interveiw Thread)
« Reply #54 on: Dec 24th, 2009, 2:36pm »

The video package for X-WCW ByteThis! plays and Cole Ryan is standing in front of the desk. He is wearing a blue shirt with casual pants and shoes.

CR: "Hello ladies & gents, welcome to another edition of X-WCW Byte This! Today, I will be interviewing X-WCW superstar Karl Baller!"

"Hate It Or Love It" plays and teh camera turns to the right, it shows KB sitting in a chair with a smirk on his face. He has on a t-shirt, jeans, and timberlands. "Da K.I.D." looks at the camera and winks before he speaks.

KB: "What up Cole, happy to be here."

CR: "Well let us get down to the nitty gritty, it is going to be Karl Baller vs. Chris Back for the first time. Who wins."

KB: "You already know that Cole. See, Chris Back just cheated me out of my title shot, I am suppose to be the #1 contender for the X-WCW title, and he is giving some punks in a tournament a chance over me. That ain't cool...at all you feel me? This guy made it worse on himself when he called me out...i'ma gut him like a fish."

CR: "This is a match that a hell of a lot of people want to see. Can we expect a grueling back and forth match-up?"

KB: "I'ma say it like this, you can expect Chris Back to go through hell on Nitro. He thinks Tony Bonito is tough...wait until he gets a head shot. Back doesn't stand a chance on Nitro, and you all will see that is the truth and nothing less. Maybe after I beat his face into the ground, he will realize who the man really is."

CR: "You do know that this will be in Indianapolis, Indiana correct? Chris Back has never lost there."

KB: "They say its a first time for everything, they can love me or hate me in his lil home town, they gonna respect me when I beat that ass thats for sure. Back is not on my level, and I am going to expose him in HIS homecourt, best believe it."

CR: "I see...well thats it for the interview with Baller. Good luck to you on Nitro...and I will see everyone else there."
User IP Logged

User Image
Karl Baller:
X-WCW World Champion (1)
X-WCW United States Champion (1)
X-WCW Tag-Team Champion w/TGO (1)
X-WCW Hardcore Champion (45)

Pages: 1 2 3 4  Notify Send Topic Print
« Previous Topic | Next Topic »

Donate $6.99 for 50,000 Ad-Free Pageviews!

| |

This forum powered for FREE by Conforums ©
Sign up for your own Free Message Board today!
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Conforums Support | Parental Controls